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Jamie

The Black boys called me Casper.

About Me

I am Jamie, hello!!Tues 23rd of Jan i got the sack from my job, loooooooonnngg story. (Sexual Harrasement) towards a guy. I just decided against going to drama school (right now) I hAtE pEoPlE tHaT wRiTe LiKe ThIs (it must take so long to do and is pointless) I am doing a stand up tour at the moment, its fun. I am naturaly blonde, and generally a pain in the ass. I will fracture your ribs if we play football together (sorry Garry) ThAtS AlL fOr NoW (shit).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jamie Howard
Birthday: 30th May
Birthplace: St. Georges Hospital. Souffff London.
Current Location: Inbetween Holborn and Russel Square, some people might call it kings x
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: Not 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left-O Yes
Your Heritage: 3 lions on a shirt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black air force 1s
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: Girls
Your Perfect Pizza: A good one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get Will Young to stop phoning me, that guy just does not give up, jeez
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Huh- thats it, i do understand the qustion
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need a wee
Your Best Physical Feature: Me
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: I missed it
Pepsi or Coke: Dr.Pepper-whats the worst that can happen
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: Group, bring the whole crew
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Juice?
Do you Smoke: No sur bob
Do you Swear: Fuck yea.
Do you Sing:
Do you Shower Daily: Hell yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, seen it, done it, lost the t-shirt
Do you want to get Married: Yes, pre-nup
Do you belive in yourself: If i dont............well someone else will
Do you get Motion Sickness: Clean up in aisle 5
Do you think you are Attractive: I feel pretty o so pretty, i fell pretty and witty and gayyy
Are you a Health Freak: Not a freak, thats harsh.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderbolts and Lightning very very frightning to me
Do you play an Instrument: I sing??
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A nice white man said it was Jesus Juice
In the past month have you Smoked: No no no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is love a drug? Is happiness a drug? Is Cocaine a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Is it still a date if you kidnapped her and made her pay?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Have i ever
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Cookies?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Dont like the raw fish.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I have never stolen anything, except for a show.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumper, not dumpee
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, its cold, we all no what happens when its cold.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: This computer. Not really.
Ever been Drunk: Yea, i woke up in somebody toilet, dont no how i got there-fucked.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, and a cheat, bastard, cun............haha
Ever been Beaten up: I will fuck you up and buy you a drink before and afterwards.
Ever Shoplifted: Ever been caught?
How do you want to Die: Famous
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Essex
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Look Jewish
Favourite Hair Color: Look Jewish
Short or Long Hair: Look Jewish
Height: Bit smaller then me
Weight: No fatties
Best Clothing Style: Things that you can draw on.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Had a bit of weed, not so good from my garden
Number of CDs I own: I downlo...............lots i own lots of cds
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None, never, not common.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don't live in the past.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

A good looking woman who can cook and clean and does not think size is important, someone who knows its all about personality, ;p
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James Bond, Agent 007


92%

Captain Jack Sparrow


58%

Maximus


58%

El Zorro


58%

Indiana Jones


54%

Batman, the Dark Knight


50%

William Wallace


46%

Lara Croft


46%

The Amazing Spider-Man


42%

The Terminator


38%

Neo, the "One"


21%
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Books:

Newspaper Penalty Kick

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10 Random Facts about me

..> 10 Random Facts about me 1. My right bollock is bigger than my left. 2. I always want what i cant have, but as soon as i get it i dont want it. 3. I get bored of people very very easy. Somethi...
Posted by Jamie on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

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These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm w...
Posted by Jamie on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST