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La Gorda Mas Fea Del Myspace Es Una Pendeja!

Cronicas De Una Puta Triste Y Otros Desmadres

About Me

About the Boy: Basics. I'm a pisces. A Fatty Fatale. Born In Juarez, Chihuahua but moved to El Paso Texas before the fourth grade and have ever since called El Paso my home. YAY!or something....err. i dunno. So I dunno i guess my life ain't all that boring, i've met some interesting people, been some interesting places, and done some not so interesiting things. Life has been....interesting. I'm a peculiar little boy in particularly nowhere looking for new people to discover and such. I'm open-minded and very much enjoy all sorts of different people so if YOU'RE a midget-albino-crossdresser, you can be my friend too. I guess I'm just sort of trying to expand my circle of friends and such. I'm really good at hmm being insecure. I don't think I'm particularly outstanding in anything I don't think. But I don't suck at life completely. I mean I guess I have some acting abilities and writing ones too. I have an interesting imagination. Hmm I guess I'd have to say I'm really good at thinking sometimes. Thinking is good. I can listen like a crazy too. Listening is a plus. The first thing people usually notice about me is I don't know. Maybe my voice? It's not that it's peculiar but I can be an extremely loud person. At times also very random. I think I give off vibes of sorts. If I do something weird with my hair people usually notice that. Aww. This makes me realize I'm kinna plain. Heh. Good times.Oh Maybe my fat and I have a big papa nose. What else? Um.. well I'm not usually a very private person so I'll admit to most of whatever. I mean I'm not like a murderer or a hermaphrodite or anything so no biggie. So I guess if you wanna know more ask. yahoo: messiah22087 .. ZoPro1601 livejournal: www.livejournal.com/users/krispykristos03 xanga: www.xanga.com/zopro1601

My Interests

a density of souls, absolutely fabulous, angels, angel wings, angels in america, anime, betty bowers, bible heroes action figures, billie holiday, billy's baloon, bindis, bjork, boys in eyeliner, bread, breakfast at tiffany's, buddy christ, buddy cole, buffy the vampire slayer, charmed, cabaret, candy, chapstick, cheesecake, cherries, chicago, chinese food, chocolate, chopsticks, christopher rice, coffe shops, coffee talk, coldplay, daria, death and the maiden, don hertzfeldt, doodling, drag queens, drama, dreidels, el paso, eyeliner, fag hags, family guy, farewell my concubine, flowers, foreign films, forensics, gameboy, garbage, geishas, goodwill, greek mythology, hands, harvey fierstein, hava nagila, hedwig, ice cream, imagining, independent films, interp, italian food, janeane garofalo, john cameron mitchell, lamps, laughing, leslie cheung, like water for chocolate, lilith, lip balm, lip gloss, listening, love valour compassion, ma vie en rose, magick, magnolias, margaret cho, maria callas, martini glasses, master class, men, micahel thomas ford, milla jovovich, mint-chocolate chip, mirrors, mo'nique, music, no doubt, noodles, olives on toothpicks, parks with swings, pastries, RAGAN FOX, perfect blue, performance art, playgrounds, playwriting, poetry, poppy z. brite, radiohead, rejected, requiem for a dream, rocky horror picture show, sailor moon, sarah brightman, serial experiments lain, shirley manson, showgirls, slam poetry, sleeping, slides, snake river conspiracy, soldier's girl, soup, stand-up comedy, starbucks, stephen trask, stewie, strangers with candy, super nintendo, sushi, swingsets, tea, the angry inch, the cranberries, the gimmick, theatre, thinking, thrift stores, tim miller, tony kushner, torch song trilogy, tori amos, wanda sykes, watching karaoke, water, wicca, wigfield, will and grace, wings, writing, yaoi, religions, theology, culture, spiritualism, questions, PEOPLE

I'd like to meet:

EVERYBODY and their mother! I like most people in general. It's all good times. So if you'd like to meet me I'll try not to be boring. But I ain't promisin' nuttin. Ask my friends. The yawning usually begins about 2 secs. into the conversation. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!?!This is who I want to meet!

Music:

I'm all about pissed off women with a lot to say but i'll listen to most of everything. Amongst my pantheon: Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Liz Phair, Gwen Stefani, Madonna, Cher, Poe, Bjork, Sarah Brightman, Billie Holliday, Patsy Cline, Dinah Washington, Cyndi Lauper, Pat Benatar, Deborah Harry.,No Doubt, Garbage, The Cure, The Smiths, Citizen King, Snake River Conspiracy, Rasputina, My Bloody Valentine, Echo and The Bunnymen, The Go-Go's, The Bangles, Bananarama, Rufus Wainwright, Radiohead, Gloria gaynor, Donna Summer, BoA, Coldplay, Pansy Division, Elasitca, Letters To Cleo, Duncan Sheik, Jeff Buckley, Janis Joplin, Maria Callas, Kelis, Me First and The Gimme Gimmees, Milla Jovovich, Missy Elliott, Neutral Milk Hotel, Tarkan, Damien Rice, Vannessa Mae, The Kronos Quartet. All kinds of stuff.

Movies:

Crash, Closer, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Requiem For A Dream, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dancer In The Dark, Soldier's Girl, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar, It's My Party, Beautiful Thing, I'm The One That I Want, Notorious C.H.O., Revolution!, Love! Valour! Compassion!, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Where The Heart Is, Jeffrey, 200 Cigarrette's, Happiness, Ma Vie En Rose, B.A.P.S., Amelie, Farewell My Concubine, All About Eve, All About my Mother, Showgirls, The Celluloid Closet, Igby Goes Down, Strawberry and Chocolate, Amores Perros, Perfume De Violetas, El Crimen De El Padre Amaro, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Cronicas De Un Desayuno, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Napoleon Dynamite, The Hours, A Home At The End of The World, The Incredibles, Monster's Inc., The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Gods & Monsters, Party Monster, Go, Drop Dead Gorgoeous, Best In Show, Waiting For Guffman, Happy Times, The City of Lost Children, The Joy Luck Club, Eat man, Drink Woman, The Triplets of Belleville, Fools Rush In.

Television:

I'm not much of a TV guy but I have a few shows that totally have my heart: FAMILY GUY!!! Strangers With Candy, The Simpsons, Will and Grace, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Charmed, MadTV, Reno 911, Absolutely Fabulous, Roseanne, Grace Under Fire, I Love Lucy, The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Seinfeld, Mad About You, Designing Women, SNL (sometimes) The Office, OOOH and Wanda At Large was really good. But they cancelled it. Oh So Was Wonderfalls :(

Books:

The Giving Tree, A Density of Souls, Oh The Places You'll Go, Sarah, Becoming a Man, and Heterophobia. My favorite books. But I love all literature. It's My Thing!

Heroes:

My Mom. and Oprah. Just my mom actually. Man, she's fucking crazy strong...

My Blog

Written on a Ballot from an AFA Semi-finals round.

To The Man Who Called Me A "Poet Warrior", Thank you. It was a good day to get this message.
Posted by La Gorda Mas Sexy Del Myspace Es Una Pendeja! on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:03:00 PST

TAGGED AGAIN!

1) I spend a lot of time thinking about what skinny people feel like. Not emotionally. But I wonder if they feel like they're lighter than me. Because they're not. 2) I get a little joy when bad thi...
Posted by La Gorda Mas Sexy Del Myspace Es Una Pendeja! on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:16:00 PST

Nothing

There are a lot of things I should be doing. But I'm not.  
Posted by La Gorda Mas Sexy Del Myspace Es Una Pendeja! on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:46:00 PST

SYNDICATE MY FATASS!

Look whores, I don't pay you to sit around all day and twiddle with your whore-holes. Here's the plan. Write to your congressman, mayor or other elected official and ask him to demand that I be the ho...
Posted by La Gorda Mas Sexy Del Myspace Es Una Pendeja! on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:39:00 PST