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Friar Fuck

I'm a whore eating nun.

About Me

Alrighty we're outta the closet and now i'm here in cali with my utter contentment. I'm hated by many and loved by few. But i'm finally at the point in my life where nothing's wrong and everything is seen through rose tinted sun glasses that i'll eventually break...and...i fuckin love it. See ya bitches when i hit the top!!!!
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Name: Vd
Birthday: when i was born
Birthplace: where i was born
Current Location: here
Eye Color: brownish
Hair Color: brownish.. just plain jane
Height: 5'6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Chex-Mex
The Shoes You Wore Today: Payless shoes woo!
Your Weakness: not being strong
Your Fears: being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: i hate pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to get through it
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sign up!
Thoughts First Waking Up: i gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: none
Your Bedtime: whenever i close my eyes
Your Most Missed Memory: i can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: peksi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bk
Single or Group Dates: Depends on what kinda party i wanna have *wink*
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipto Nestle is evil
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: All of the caffeine
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: not really
Have you Been in Love: Yes and extremely so
Do you want to go to College: Maybe
Do you want to get Married: yes over and over again
Do you belive in yourself: i think
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes just scrolling down is making me want to hurl
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes mam
Do you like Thunderstorms: love the thunder and rain
Do you play an Instrument: i can turn on a radio
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Advil?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes it sucked not really i love my love
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: of course honey like totally
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but eat alot of hot cheetoes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes and loved it
In the past month have you been on Stage: of course i live on it
In the past month have you been Dumped: i took a dump?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hearts
Ever been Drunk: of course not
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: all the time
Ever Shoplifted: i don't know
How do you want to Die: i'm not going to die i'm gonna live forever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a blender or a teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: Delaware...Asia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i love dark eyes
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter maybe purple
Short or Long Hair: don't matter
Height: not shorter than me
Weight: don't matter
Best Clothing Style: just clothes on
Number of Drugs I have taken: All of the prescription in wallgreens
Number of CDs I own: don't know
Number of Piercings: two earrings don't wear them
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret nothing things happen for a reason
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: V
Birthday: 10-26-87
Birthplace: Paso
Current Location: CALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eye Color: Brown enough
Hair Color: Dark
Height: Tall enough
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: CHICANA...ese...yeah...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot mutha fucka
Your Weakness: Pasteries
Your Fears: Extra lbs
Your Perfect Pizza: Fatty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not to cheat on the hubb
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL...i hate that mother fucker
Thoughts First Waking Up: Geeze he's has bad breath
Your Best Physical Feature: Mah pussy!...ha
Your Bedtime: Whenever i'm forced to...usually early
Your Most Missed Memory: My ma, bro and faggy
Pepsi or Coke: H20
MacDonalds or Burger King: Iced H20
Single or Group Dates: Group yeah more of dem to fuck...ha
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Cubed H20
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl bitch!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Just do white lady for the pep really...
Do you Smoke: Ganja?
Do you Swear: Dick slut whore bitch cunt...ass...
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Almost i try
Have you Been in Love: Yep...too many times...is that slutty?
Do you want to go to College: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Do you want to get Married: Ask me if i'll do it again
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in the children really
Do you get Motion Sickness: Scrolling down makes me wanna hurl
Do you think you are Attractive: Enough to get some...ha
Are you a Health Freak: Hell yeah...fuckin chips me up bitch
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: i'm only happy when it rains
Do you play an Instrument: my stomach
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: maybe...all i remember is the puddle of neon red puke
In the past month have you Smoked: Ganja? and the answer is NO! Fuckin navy
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Advil?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep and it was crap
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep...MALLRAT
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep...mmmm
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world's a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: I took a mean one this morning
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower with the hubb?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Boyfriends and hearts...wait the past month?
Ever been Drunk: NEON RED PUKE
Ever been called a Tease: No..but i've been called a slut?
Ever been Beaten up: No, but i really deserve to
Ever Shoplifted: No i got this shit on Ebay
How do you want to Die: Young and pretty like a butterfly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a blender...or teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: New york...is that a country?...ha
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Navy wise short i guess...nothing beats long hair
Height: Tall
Weight: Slim
Best Clothing Style: Cholo/Skater boy...mmm...navy boy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Enough to make me stoopid
Number of CDs I own: Eegads!
Number of Piercings: One and it's my tongue...lame
Number of Tattoos: Two but i'll have many many many more...you watch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Never move in with your boyriend's best friend...not a regret just a warning.
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My Interests

I'm amused by pretty much anything. oh except handsy perverts..that's just rude to the 2nd power.
Donald Duck

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone that seems intriguing maybe YOU. Or at least maybe a very smart duck!..

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Music:

I extremely am in love with my dead 'mo Freddie Mercury. I love QUEEN. And i also like Cream, the yardbirds, anything involved with eric clapton. I was raised on music from the 50s to the freakin' 80sAnd some punk although i don't like to admit it. and lately i've been turned on to ska and um.. Lindsay and um...I love motown.. And the big fag in me loves Judy Garland and Cher.

Movies:

*new* recommend MYSTERIOUS SKIN...why is the world soo cruel is all i have to say.I like anything really except prolly like action movies... I loved the rocky horror picture show saw for the first time when i was like four. And pulp Fiction.. well Quentin Tarantino is a genius and so is Bahz Luhrman. I love anything with Jack Nicholson and Don Cheadle. And foreign Flicks although they shouldn't be cause they're just in spanish. Like El Crimen the Padre Amaro, Amores Perros and Motorcycle Diaries. And finally anything with Judy

Television:

i love it. Will and grace, the simpsons, Family guy, Backyardigans and arthur are some of my favorites and oh! SVU. I can watch Christopher Meloni all day. mmmm....

Books:

I like to pick up random books and reading them. Not alot of people think i do but i love reading. It's kinda like sleeping. Going off into a seperate world conjured up in someone else's mind. I really like and recommend the outlaw installments and anything associated with miguel pinero and pedro pietri.*new entry* i'm jizzing myself over john Rechy at the moment...how pretentious...

Heroes:

My mom! I'm a mama's girl. And really i can fall in love with anyone...whether it's a guy saving the life of a woman being abused by her fat husband or vis/versa or the person running three fucking laps...those are my heroes.
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