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Court

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

About me? Well what's there to say really. I rarely go out in public anymore due to a urinary tract infection gone horribly wrong. I can't stress this enough: if your urinary tract is giving you trouble, for chrissakes go see a professional. And I mean doctor, don't trust a family member who "knows a lotta stuff about them inside pipes".What else, lemme think.. I love cheese. You should know that about me if I'm going to be stalking you. Just love it. Hard, soft, blue, cheddar you name it. I could go on for weeks. I can write about 12 pages on what to do with your parmigiano rinds.I spend a good deal of time spotting inaccuracies on Wikipedia just for kicks. I enjoy following the continuing career of my idol, the lovely and talented Ms. Tina Yothers and her band Jaded.I also have an unreasonable fear of cellulose fiber. I won't go near a New England town in fall because of it. As a direct result of this and my love of cheese I can't tell you the last time I had a good "boom", but we'll discuss that later I'm sure.So I guess I'm just a regular guy!

My Interests

Green Chinese PotteryPretending to be an expert on tredny stuff thats not really enjoyable: cigars, wine, humanitarianism and raw foods

I'd like to meet:

Ms. Tina Yothers,Ben Gazzara,His Holiness The Popeand that kid from the Dell commercials who got fired for smoking weed.

Music:

If you can clog dance to it.. I'M THERE!

Movies:

Anything starring Ben Gazzara and the collected works of comedic genius Pauly Shore.

Television:

I don't own a television. Well, I do have one but I use it for a book shelf. Okay, once or twice I've let my hairs down and watched Jim Lehrer and CSPAN's Book review, BUT THATS IT!Oh and I like "My Super Sweet 16" too. I think Bjorn might be gay.. wonder if his mom knows..

Books:

Being Your Best: Tina Yothers's Guide for Girls

Heroes:

Miyamoto Musashi (I really wish he'd come out of retirement!)