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Christopher

Wild girls need to be tamed!!!

About Me

I have 2 copies of my book available. Gonna do another run this or next month.REGARDING MY POSTED POETRY: IT IS DATED BY MYSPACE AND I HAVE THE ORIGINALS! TO QUOTE MISSY ELLIOT: COPYWRITTEN.. SO DONT COPY ME!!(I'm definitely not as interesting as I may seem)I'm a rebel with a cause, but absolutely no effect. So lackadasical and lingering and left behind so often. Drowsy and affectionate, lazy and nonchalant. I fell asleep in New York, dreamt about Paris, then woke up in Colorado. Never mistake my coincidence for intelligence. I am the Captain of the good ship Obvious, so so oblivious to what's below the surface and I'm trying so goddamn hard to stay out of trouble. For all intensive purposes, I've got intents and purposes. I'm royalty in the forest, but I'm poverty in the streets. I'm getting really tired of being awake. I'll be alright despite my reflection in the mirror, the mirror's just a picture of how I look. Click on 'view on all blog entries' to read my poetry.. I play keys for (www.myspace.com/)The Nicotine Fits. I also produce hiphop as well as my own electro punk as Tall City. (www.myspace.com/tallcitytallcity)oh and i make house music on http://www.myspace.com/lazylousylovelyI'm actually pretty good at DJing occasions like weddings, birthday parties, etc.My LOMO photography page : http://www.smokemuse.com/Photo/Chris/chrisphoto.htmlMy AIM id is ouchmyelbow. Here are some testimonials: "i wish you luck in your life of being a crass motherfucker. believe me, its cute initially but it gets old really fast.""You are a CREEP!!""You are so weird...""You blink too much.""i personally don't know why anyone, even if they are "poets" need to be sharing thier obsessive sex fantasies, but good for you.""All you think about it art and music.""You are three goobers stuck in a goober-making machine! King of dorks.""you scratch together every half ass idea you have cause you impress yourself so much, sorry i don't share every shit i take with the world""you aren't a creep, you are a bipolar prick.""You are a bottomless pit of contempt.""act your age. get a degree. stop wasting government money...and donated food you sick shit.""YOU ARE BELOW THE POVERTY LINE. GET OUT OF MY ECONOMY.""I'm flabbergasted.. You offend me.""I think you're pessimistic, you're bitter. I would never let myself become homeless. That just wouldn't happen to me.""You can be very organized.. when you want to be.""jesus christ you are a sensitive motherfucker.""Your sarcastic remarks are the last thing I need right now.""Please stop talking to me, you are a creepy motherfucker.""You don't care about anything. What if you needed help someday? ..You wish you were the devil, then you'd have some power.""HOly shit, you are an ugly motherfucker!""You are so full of yourself. Why are you here anyway Chris Bullock? For the God, meth, or recently because of the connection between the two? You should re-read your posts and realize just how full of shit you really are. Colorado Springs is a great town with great people. If you don't like it then fuckin' leave! Don't make us suffer just because you can't make it somewhere else. We are anxiously awaiting your reason for gracing us with your presence." youre the most ungrateful, i dont know, you just do that to everybody. i used to talk shit about people, i used to generalize and i used to make blanket statements about everybody. its alot easier to be mean and stupid, you blow it at every job, youre going to get fired from every job you ever start, you just hate people, you just think youre so much smarter than other people, it just cracks me up, it really does, it just cracks me up. you had all these oppurtunities and you blew it. i just know there are 100 people who would have taken this job. i know that nervous laughter, i know youre not happy, i just really wanted to make a difference in your life. maybe its just frustration." "here you are bitching. That's all you've got.""I get the feeling what you really like about being in Colorado Springs is feeling above/better than it all anyway, so have fun with that." If I don't return your calls, I may just be protecting you from more unsavory elements of my personality.

My Interests

kaleidoscopes, records, long sleeve buttoned shirts, visions, photo booths, churches at night,empty basketball courts,rodeos,19th c. mountaineering, 1890-1925, tickling fancies, broches, photocopies, collecting freckles, creative mispronounciation, Lomo, going to 7-11.also PROTECTING ART AND POETRY FROM THE EVIL FORCES OF HEALTH, THERAPY, and SPIRITUALITY.

I'd like to meet:

the sweetheart of the rodeo? not sure.men who enjoy shopping in the woman's section, and women who enjoy shoppin in the men's section. someone to ride bikes with on sundays, but not in an aggressive way. smokin the buddha doesn't make you a buddhist, just like takin a shower doesn't make you a nudist. rob me of everything i have, and i'll still have enough willpower to make you look over your shoulder, just to make sure i'm not there. we can talk about what all your friends are doing lately, but only when we run out of et cetera. Hey ladies, I'm a lover AND a fighter... just not a provider. And I'll tickle your fancy. (wherever and whatever that is) I promise I'll try to be worth a while, worth at least a little while, worth maybe a meanwhile? We don't have to talk, we can eavesdrop on the other tables. Oh and I seem to run into alot of bipolar "artists", musicians, and hippies. So bring em on. We can get into a fight right away to save time. A good duck voice will always make me laugh.Most of my friends hate each other.If you talk shit about my friends and family, I tend to react negatively. someone to stimulate my imagination and keep me company. downtown is really boring compared to living out in the woods/hills. drink and drugs only make you a better audience, not a better artist. the only abandoned buildings here are filled with dangerous bums, not interesting animals. how am i supposed to feel rebellious if there's nowhere to trespass and explore?DATING DISCLAIMER: No car, no beer, no bank account, no cash, no food, no life, no credit, no degree, no church, no drugs, no thanks, more "no"s to come! No restaurants (awkward and expensive). No movies (too long). Excessive cursing makes me feel weird. I have no tattoos and no piercings. i think eating is sort of boring. if you want to add me, send a message ! "pen pals" wth whom i can exchange letters, photos, cds, thrift shop discoveries,and random found objects/advertisements.WATCH A VIDEO OF MY BAND!!:

Music:

My favorite local bands are : El Toro de la Muertre, Colonial Excess, Molten Audio Experience, Unikord. My favorite nearby bands are : Munly, Tarantella, Devotchka, The Czars. My favorite distant bands are: Islaja, Paavorhaju, Skygreen Leopards, Leapyear/GreenLawns, Flying Canyon, Ladyhawk, Black Angels, Oneida, and Wooden Wand, Hush Arbors.

Movies:

I bribe people to let me watch movies at their house. Keebler Fudge, anyone?

Television:

adult swim, public access, rap videos, Parker Lewis Can't Lose

Books:

I'm not a reader, more of a skimmer.

Heroes:

my uncle roger.

My Blog

No brains were harmed in the making of this thought

No brains were harmed in the making of this thought The fireflies were flames lifted. The cat doesnt know how ugly we think certain things are, Please stay closeby since my stance is dismantled and I...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:49:00 PST

I fell asleep, tilted in the fragrance of distant artillery.

I fell asleep, tilted in the fragrance of distant artillery. The smoke of gunfire and the smell of dried blood dispersed across the horizon and the world flooded my fingernails with its breath. I dra...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:41:00 PST

he picked his mate from the ancient race of Wild Girlfriends,

he picked his mate from the ancient race of Wild Girlfriends,they roam the plateau and push men to puke out feelings-cutting erections open and pulling out spermatozoa,fleeing on paper mache horse ske...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:40:00 PST

a constellation of flashlights

IA constellation of flashlights covered the road.The windows fogged up from the faces pressed up and watching.What condition does the sky have to be into drop its clouds to the floor?Sliced by airplan...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:38:00 PST

All but bruised and murdered

All but bruised and murdered,I took a slick rough tumbleas the tiny robotic children on the buslaughed all at once in unison,like an etch a sketch portrait (in sound)had been woven into the shaken sky...
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST

City of Doppelgangers

Softly ashiver in the warmth of the evening: I throw my jacket around me, and toss off my dandruff. (a vagabond wind is curling around my neck as if a noose, threatening to carry me upwards) The sky i...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:38:00 PST

(behind the parrish art museum)

Ladybug flung asideinto the garden of statuesbehind the museum(we crept all morning)Just passing throughfrom sidewalk to parking lot-the automobile cemetary,tires kept still.It was invisible from the ...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:03:00 PST

Underbeneath

Underbeneath drank fatty goblets and wore cannibal tuxedoes,wrote a scarcophogus memo to the recently dead or frozen:shook the pants off a thousand girlsshook the skirts off a hundred womenlit the lon...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:59:00 PST

another day aboveground

another day abovegroundthe sun came out and made the day hot, imagine that!and i'll have to take off my shirt soon, imagine thatbut i have nowhere to throw it without being robbed,i overheard someone ...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:49:00 PST

The Deepest Hidden

The Deepest Hiddenassembled from cellsi hold myself together by willpower alone!veins flow saliva, i bleed out spit,only because i've spent my blood-it soaked into my daydreams (a nervous tension)and ...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:43:00 PST