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Julie-UH | Narcoleptic

if you need me, I'll be at the gym or the gun club

About Me

I'm Julie. I just earned my associates from M-town. High 5 go team! In January, I will be going to school for massage therapy. How much fun is that? I am obsessed with my great little dog named Ginger. She rocks. Almost as much as me. : ) .... I 100% believe that everything in life happens for a reason. It's just that most of the time you never understand the reason until much later. Eventually, it will all make sense... Karma kills all, so you should probably stop being a bitch. But you can't go out being a do-gooder just for karma, because that's fake. If you don't know my awesomeXcore friends, you are really missing out. Somehow, I am lucky enough to have the best group of friends a person could ever ask for. We're probably some of the most camera hungry people you've ever met, and I'm loving every minute of it. Eimo gang for life, bitches. W3rd. Besides my killer friends, I also have my great boyfriend, Brett : )I work at Pondo. My family puts the "fun" back in dysfunctional. My life would be an amazing sitcom. I am awesome, so don't you forget it! My goal in life is to outlive everyone.
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My Interests

I treasure each and every one of my friends & would do just about anything for them, even if that feeling is not always mutual. Music is my liiiiife & it's really hard for me to relate to you if it's not a priority to you. I'd rather people watch than talk to strangers. The number 11. Shooting stars. Being left-handed aka thinking outside the box. YOU!

I'd like to meet:

Tommy Lee, Oprah, Jenna Jameson, Bill Clinton, BOB BARKER... Basically I just like to meet anyone who is fun and "gets it."

Music:

I am one of the few people who says they listen to/appreciate most genres of music [minus the suck] and actually means it. Here's a taste ::: Movielife, Something Corporate, the Bled, Gatsby's, Dashboard, the Faint, HelloGoodbye, Fenix Tx, Alkaline Trio, Lucky Boys, Death Cab, Postal Service, Ben Folds, Mewithoutyou, Underoath, Dead Poetic, Vendetta Red, Brand New, Regina Spektor, Head Automatica, Glassjaw, Veda, Dredg, Nightmare of You, Jack's Mannequin, Paramore, Avenged Sevenfold(old), Femme Fatality, Horrorpops, the Academy Is, Get Up Kids, Rhett Miller/Old 97's, She Wants Revenge, Dresden Dolls, Suicide Machines, Tsunami Bomb, Reggie, AFI, Paris Hilton, Panic, like 50 million others, etc.

Movies:

"SUPER TROOPERS"!!!!!!!!! all-time fave.... "Walk the Line"...anything w/ Dominique Swain, Troma shit is awesome!, "Phantom of the Opera," 80's movies...

Television:

I LOVE THE OLYMPICS!!!!(YAY olympics emily & dale!!!) & I love Desperate Housewives, Inked, Growing Up Gotti, and anything on HGTV.... but best of all... FULL HOUSE!!! woohoo or anything on Nick@Nite besides Fresh Prince....

Books:

current= Running With Scissors. faves include How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, Tommyland, Scar Tissue, Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, et cetera

Heroes:

Miss Cleo. Fraud? I think not! My Dad because he is the funniest person ever.. besides Dane Cook(but he's a professional).. Strong people who shatter the fuck out of stereotypes.

My Blog

budding at my fingertips, touching you I start to bloom

I just want to point on the fact that all of my friends are really good, awesome people. I mean, I really hate a lot of people. You should all be proud of yourselves! Now, let's go over who sucks: 1....
Posted by Julie-UH | Narcoleptic on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

I need a personal cheerleader / motivational speaker

I've been scanning the net for about an hour in search of a picture of the perfect haircut. It has yet to be found, so hopefully my description alone is enough. It was getting pretty frustrating, so I...
Posted by Julie-UH | Narcoleptic on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:05:00 PST

I've got a big fat fucking bone to pick with you my darling...

You know what's great? Going shopping with my Mom. She buys me stuff. It's great. It's been so long since I've done that I forgot. Haha. I kind of get the feeling she wants me to move out. Well, prob...
Posted by Julie-UH | Narcoleptic on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:22:00 PST

same song, different chorus

My job sucks scissors.  I have no drive to find a new job because I can quit this one in approx. 6 months. I don't want to deal with "training" and not having "seniority" and being forced to work...
Posted by Julie-UH | Narcoleptic on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST

I go ahead and smile

STILL no smoking and no soda. High 5! I would like to go job hunting today. It is just way too fucking hot in the kitchen and our customers are just way too fucking hoosier. I got to school at such an...
Posted by Julie-UH | Narcoleptic on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:12:00 PST

I told you everything was fine, but you called bullshit

I ran into a friend the other day, and I couldn't remember the last time I saw them. I could barely remember what we did do when we hung out.  It made me sad to think that if I never sa...
Posted by Julie-UH | Narcoleptic on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:28:00 PST

pseudo-grown up

My parents have been out of town for a week. It makes me very, very happy. I keep the house clean when I'm by myself. Filth grosses me out.  I can't stand dirty dishes or dirty clothes. That...
Posted by Julie-UH | Narcoleptic on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST

we are at war

hello hello. I finished my first class. 95.6% bitches!!  That makes me really happy. It was my first class, so that means it took some getting used to.  If I can pull a high A when I ba...
Posted by Julie-UH | Narcoleptic on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:57:00 PST

a stalker's dream...

Myspace is the ultimate stalker's tool.  It sucks when there is no one cool left to read about and I have to resort to reading about people I kind of dislike to begin with. The good news is that ...
Posted by Julie-UH | Narcoleptic on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST

All I want is YOU for Christmas!

When we are born we are swaddled and suckled. Whispered to, fussed over, tickled, and cuddled. When we grow up, things get muttled. And here it is Christmastime.  Will you stop by for a...
Posted by Julie-UH | Narcoleptic on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST