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Bret

"What the fuck is the internet!?"

About Me

Hey...look me up on AIM....SkyKing42I'm rude lewd crude and tattood...and a nice guy under all the bullshit.
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
How to make a Lunchbox
Ingredients:
5 parts easy going
5 parts huge
5 parts caring
Method:
Shake vigorously over crushed ice and Jameson's Irish Whiskey Add lovability to taste! Drink in all you want..there's plenty to go around!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comYour results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Green Lantern 85% Iron Man 85% Superman 80% Wonder Woman 75% The Flash 75% Supergirl 65% Catwoman 60% Robin 42% Batman 40% Hulk 40% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
Spellsword
55% Combativeness, 46% Sneakiness, 100% Intellect, 50% Spirituality Aggressive, but with the brains to back it up: You are a Spellsword!
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.
Spellswords combine arcane might with combat know-how. They're much tougher than mages, like to wear armor, and can cast spells through their weapons. They're very, very, good at doing lots of damage to a single target very quickly, and while not quite as tough as most fighters, are still pretty hard to kill.
You're both smart and aggressive, which means that you're probably pretty dangerous when pissed off. You also tend to be somewhat straightforward, which is nice, and don’t have much use for spirituality or mysticism.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Combativeness You scored higher than 99% on Sneakiness You scored higher than 99% on Intellect You scored higher than 99% on Spirituality
Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid Free Online Dating , home of the 32-Type Dating Test Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 91%! You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on survivalpoints
Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test -=[Which Game Character are you? (Good answer..pictures)]=-
You are MasterChiefYou, are the only hope for survival of humankind, and Possibly the best reinforcement a squad can ask for. You can do anything... well, at least you try anyways. First thought people have when they see you, is "We're Saved!" or such. Silence and Surprise attack just isnt your type. Hell, CHARGE IN AND BUST OUT!In real life, You are the leader. You like to keep things in control, stand up for what you believe in, and make sure everybody's got the same idea. People looks up to you as a great guy or a girl who can do all. But, you must not forget the importance of the other opinions.
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My Interests

Darts, drinking, computers, drinking, chicks, drinking, cigars, drinking, pool, drinking, swimming, drinking (30 min before) acting, drinking, SLEEP, drinking, gambling, drinking, seeking out a liver donor.
Game provided by: Myspace Games

I'd like to meet:

Jack Black, Kevin Smith, Jessica Alba (meeow), Stephen Hawking, Stephen King, Christopher Walken, Steven Spielburg, Mike Ness, the "right" woman, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, and probably about thirty million other people that I can't think of at the moment.

Music:

Clash, Mescalaroes, Social D, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murpheys, Iggy Pop, Bouncing Souls, New Order, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Joan Jett, Letters to Cleo, Blondie, Pretenders, REM, Handel, Bach, Beck, Modest Mouse, X, Black Flag, Rammstein, Cheap Trick, Mariah Carey(Shhh...), Offspring, Blink 182, The Who, Led Zepplin, The Beatles, Villebillies, Nappy Roots, Eminem, The Boss, Kid Rock, Korn, Disturbed, Jimmy Eat World, alot of shit I can't think of at the moment....Video code provided by Music Video Codes

Movies:

Devil's Own, 13th Warrior, Star Wars, Boondocks Saints, Enter the Dragon, Breakfast at Tiffany's Finding Neverland, Finding Nemo, Shrek, Shrek2, Star Trek 2 Wrath of Khan....KHHAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!, sorry had to...Nigtmare before Christmas, Lord of the Rings, Punisher, He-Man: Secret of teh Sword, Six String Samurai,Bubba Hotep, Spiderman 1&2, Xmen, X2, Top Gun, Transformers, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, Near Dark, and much much more......oh, and i HATE Sweet Home Alabama.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, King of the Hill, South Park, Food Network, probably some other stuff...

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Riftwar Saga, Dragonlance, Black Holes and Time Travel, anythign by Dounglas Adams, American Gods, Inferno, Asimov's guide to science, Rainbow Six, Hunt for Red Octopber, Sum of All Fears(terrible movie, AWESEOME book), Sophocles, and WAY more than I have the space or time to write down.

Heroes:

My parents, for being the parents all my friends, want. My brother, for being only slightly more stubborn than I am.

My Blog

This is our life

Its another November evening As I remember my way homeI mete out my aggressive tendencies On whats left of my blackend soul.I've come to this conclusion As I'm dragged from another bloody fightI've re...
Posted by Bret on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:34:00 PST

Just Walk Away

Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk awayNow he was just your average everyday traffic jam competito...
Posted by Bret on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST

cigars!

hey everyone, Bret here! I've started a new blog to review cigars, and I'll be updating weekly! check me out at socialrefuse.blogspot.com!
Posted by Bret on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

ha...good shit

I found a bit of old fiction I wrote long ago in a galaxy far far away (or five years ago in Georgetown, one of the two) PLEASE be warned, I have not edited this, so expect run on sentences, basic err...
Posted by Bret on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

The Road

So.. as fall asserts itself and my feelings of quiet rage are barely repressed, I came across somthing that put things into perspective....I knew it by heart, but I had to read it again for it to hit ...
Posted by Bret on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:22:00 PST

Life, the Universe, and Everything

I'm tired. Tired of looking for apartments, tired of walking through shitholes with obnoxious students as neighbors. tired of seeing scummy landlords beaming proud about a "studio" with no kitchen (no...
Posted by Bret on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:29:00 PST