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TONY XANADU

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About Me



WELCOME MY FRIENDS TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF TONY XANADU
What can I say, I'm the buffest man in the Universe.
I'm also a crime fighting vigilante who thwarts evil villains plans with one swift roundhouse kick to the throat. I then proceed to laugh at the girly villain men, hahaha!
No mere mortal is a worthy match for Tony's mega buffness.
-Tony Xanadu.
Who is Tony Xanadu?
No one shall ever know.
TONY XANADU FACTS
TONY XANADU is the definitioin of Buff.
TONY XANADU does not sleep. He waits.
TONY XANADU can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
TONY XANADU is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is TONY XANADU.
Contrary to popular belief, Australia is not a democracy, it is a Xanaduship.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of TONY XANADU'S warm-up exercises.
Guns don't kill people. TONY XANADU kills People.
In an average living room there are 3,242 objects TONY XANADU could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When TONY XANADU goes in water, TONY XANADU doesn't get wet. Water gets TONY XANADU.
TONY XANADU can divide by zero.
On his birthday, TONY XANADU randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
TONY XANADU once ate 187 entire bottles of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Many children wear Superman pyjamas to bed. Superman wears TONY XANADU pyjamas to bed.
TONY XANADU catches Armor Peircing Tank Shells every morning with his teeth for no particular reason at all.
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into TONY XANADU while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
TONY XANADU got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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My Interests

Sculpting my incredible physique.
Fighting crime.

I'd like to meet:


No one, everyone wants to meet Tony Xanadu.

Music:

Tony's Super Workout Fitness Mega Mix.
Tony's Super Ultra Crime Fighting Mixtape.

Movies:

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Pumping Iron.
Batman films.

Television:

Pumping Iron, the Documentary.

Books:

Tony Xanadu's Ultimate Buffman Workout Magazine.
How to Fight Crime for Dummies.

Heroes:

Jesus.
Tony Xanadu.

My Blog

New Tony Xanadu layout

The new Tony Xanadu layout is now active. Yes folks I, Tony Xanadu have been very busy of late, but alas, I have taken time off my busy crime fighting schedule to revamp my Myspace page to a...
Posted by TONY XANADU on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:20:00 PST

Tony Xanadu

Tony Xanadu is your Macho Man. Enjoy your time on Tony Xanadu's Myspace page. -TonyXanadu
Posted by TONY XANADU on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:05:00 PST