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Rocky Balboa (2007) Johnny Bravo (2005) The Simpsons (2004) Not Another Teen Movie (2001) Apocalypse IV: Judgment (2001) Judgment (2000) Inspector Gadget (1999) Spy Hard (1996) Magic of the Golden Bear: Goldy III (1994) The Terrible Thunderlizards (1993) Freaked (1993) Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool! (1984) (Video) D.C. Cab (1983) Rocky III (1982) Penitentiary II (1982)
1. "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" - Episode dated 16 August 2005 (2005) TV Episode .... Himself 2. "The Contender" - Rivals (2005) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Himself 3. "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" - The Burns Family (2004) TV Episode .... Himself 4. "Johnny Bravo" - Get Shovelized/T Is for Trouble (2004) TV Episode .... Himself 5. The Nick &; Jessica Variety Hour (2004) (TV) .... Himself 6. "Praise the Lord" ... aka TBN's Praise the Lord (USA: complete title) - Episode dated 25 March 2004 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself - Episode dated 22 August 2002 (2002) TV Episode .... Himself - Episode dated 16 May 2002 (2002) TV Episode .... Himself 7. "On-Air with Ryan Seacrest" - Episode dated 26 January 2004 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself 8. "The Simpsons" - Today, I am a Clown (2003) TV Episode (voice) .... Himself 9. Late Night with Conan O'Brien: 10th Anniversary Special (2003) (TV) .... Himself 10. Celebrity Deathmatch (2003) (VG) .... Himself ... aka MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch (USA) 11. NBC 75th Anniversary Special (2002) (TV) .... Himself ... aka NBC 75th Anniversary Celebration (USA) 12. "Rank" - 25 Toughest Stars (2002) TV Episode .... Himself/Host 13. "Howard Stern" - Episode dated 4 February 2002 (2002) TV Episode .... Himself - Episode dated 29 August 2000 (2000) TV Episode .... Himself - Episode dated 19 August 1999 (1999) TV Episode .... Himself - Episode dated 24 January 1996 (1996) TV Episode .... Himself 14. "Raw Is War" ... aka Monday Night Raw (USA) ... aka WWE Raw Is War (USA: new title) ... aka WWF Raw (USA: new title) ... aka WWF Raw Is War (USA) ... aka WWF Warzone (USA: second part title) - Episode dated 19 November 2001 (2001) TV Episode .... Himself 15. "The Howard Stern Radio Show" - Episode dated 19 May 2001 (2001) TV Episode .... Himself - Episode dated 24 July 1999 (1999) TV Episode .... Himself 16. Entertainment Tonight Presents: Whatever Happened to Your Favorite TV Action Heroes? (2001) (TV) .... Himself 17. Inspector Gadget (1999) .... Himself 18. "Suddenly Susan" - I'll See That and Raise You Susan (1997) TV Episode .... Himself 19. Kids Against Crime (1995) (TV) .... Himself 20. Starrcade (1994) (V) .... Himself ... aka WCW Starrcade (USA) 21. Halloween Havoc (1994) (V) .... Himself ... aka WCW Halloween Havoc (USA) 22. "Blossom" - A Little Help from My Friends (1994) TV Episode .... Himself 23. "Gran juego de la oca, El" - Episode dated 31 December 1993 (1993) TV Episode .... Himself 24. Rodney Dangerfield's The Really Big Show (1991) (TV) .... Himself 25. "Out of This World" - My Little Evie (1990) TV Episode .... Himself 26. Wrestlemania 2 (1986) (V) .... Himself 27. "WWF Superstars of Wrestling" (1984) TV Series .... Himself (1985-1986; 1988) 28. Bob Hope Buys NBC? (1985) (TV) .... Himself 29. Wrestlemania (1985) (V) .... Himself ... aka WWF Wrestlemania (USA) 30. "Soul Train" - Episode ..14.6 (1984) TV Episode .... Himself 31. "Lou Rawls Parade of Stars" (1984) TV Series .... Himself 32. Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool! (1984) (V) .... Himself 33. Battle of the Network Stars XV (1983) (TV) .... Himself (NBC Team Captain) 34. "Diff'rent Strokes" - Mr. T and mr. t (1983) TV Episode .... Himself 35. "Mister T" (1983) TV Series (voice) .... Himself 36. "Alvin &; the Chipmunks" ... aka The Chipmunks ... aka The Chipmunks Go to the Movies - The C-Team (1983) TV Episode (voice) .... Himself 37. Battle of the Network Stars XIV (1983) (TV) .... Himself (NBC Team) 38. "Just Men!" - Episode dated 31 January 1983 (1983) TV Episode .... Himself 39. "Silver Spoons" - Me and Mr. T (1982) TV Episode .... Himself - Boys Will Be Boys (1982) TV Episode .... Himself 40. "Saturday Night Live" ... aka NBC's Saturday Night (USA: original title) ... aka SNL ... aka SNL 25 (USA: new title) ... aka Saturday Night Live '80 (USA: new title) - Episode ..8.2 (1982) TV Episode .... Himself 41. "Late Night with David Letterman" - Episode dated 7 July 1982 (1982) TV Episode .... Himself 42. Penitentiary II (1982) .... Himself 43. "One to Grow On" (1982) TV Series .... Himself 44. "Games People Play" - Episode dated 31 October 1980 (1980) TV Episode .... Himself Filmography as: Actor, Himself, Archive Footage Archive Footage 1. Undercover Brother (2002) (uncredited) .... B.A. Baracus 2. The 100 Greatest TV Characters (2001) (TV) (uncredited) .... B.A. Baracus 3. "The Howard Stern Radio Show" - Episode dated 13 February 1999 (1999) TV Episode .... Himself 4. "The E! True Hollywood Story" - Mr. T (1999) TV Episode .... Himself 5. Saturday Night Live: The Best of Eddie Murphy (1998) (V) .... Himself
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