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Glorapants ♥

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses

About Me

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W E L C O M E. I ' M G L O R A P A N T S.

Female. Eighteen. Mormon. Republican. Writer. Dreamer.

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My Blog

Nice little rant about friends in relationships

I should be in bed right now, so of course instead I've decided to stay up and alienate my friends.Ready?Okay.I am so FUCKING TIRED of the following phrases:'You've never had a boyfriend, so you don't...
Posted by Glorapants ♥ on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:11:00 PST

Why does being straight give me 0 dollars?

I am worth $1,905,004 on HumanForSale.comHow much are you worth?Seriously. Being straight gave me nothing. How weird is that?♥ ...
Posted by Glorapants ♥ on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:38:00 PST

Celeb Crush?

If you ask the average pre-teen who her celeb crush is, she'll probably come up with something like 'Cole Sprouse' or 'Zac Efron'. Ask a teen, she'll probably say 'Zac Efron', too, or else 'Brad Pitt'...
Posted by Glorapants ♥ on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

Happy Homecoming, William

I wish I had a picture for you guys, but it'd take scanning and cropping and I don't want to deal with it.   Instead, here's a music video of his song (performed live by Art Garfunkel, not a g...
Posted by Glorapants ♥ on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

Goodbye, Mr. Cat

After staying by his side since 11 PM, Mr. Cat finally passed away at about 2:02 in the morning on Februray 9th . He'd been sick (possibly feline leukemia) and injured for the last couple of weeks and...
Posted by Glorapants ♥ on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

Feelings

I would like to share with everyone how I currently feel:GAHHHHHHHHH.-_-;Life sucks.Thanks for reading. =) ...
Posted by Glorapants ♥ on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:02:00 PST

My True Love

Time to lighten the mood a bit! I would like to introduce to you the love of my life...Hotohori. (CONTAINS FUSHIGI YUUGI SPOILERS!)Yeah, he's an anime character. You got a problem with that?!He's from...
Posted by Glorapants ♥ on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:54:00 PST

My deadly sin, again.

                                    Which of the Seven Deadly Sin...
Posted by Glorapants ♥ on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:54:00 PST

Disappearing Act

Thanks to Amanda (currently Mrs. Cullen at the top of my friends list), I have been away.Why?Because of two books.Twilight and New Moon, by Stephenie Meyer.I am now obsessed.You may want to back away ...
Posted by Glorapants ♥ on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST

Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus

This blog isn't so much about me, or written by me. It is, instead, an old news article first printed in 1897. The title you might know - 'Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus'. I read the article fr...
Posted by Glorapants ♥ on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST