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Azucar Negra

You Ain't Gotta Take My Panties Off... Just Pull Em To the Side!

About Me

I'm a young professional involved in several endeavours at the moment, one of which happens to be J'Adore Magazine, a general interest magazine that will hit newsstands very soon.This profile will only add people who know my last name or the email address under which I've registered. To add me: http://www.myspace.com/thelauryndollUnless you have a really good following with me, I'm not going to accept requests via message to be added. Please respect the privacy I desire on this page and hit me up on the other one. :) Myspace Backgrounds
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My Interests

Privatized.

I'd like to meet:

Juicy J from Three 6 Mafia, Rico (Sandro) from I Love New York. I just want to sit in their laps. Well... maybe more.I'm not accepting friends who don't know me on this page. Please go http://www.myspace.com/thelauryndoll if you really feel the need to add me.

Heroes:

Myself.

My Blog

stalked.

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Posted by L. Raquèl, TRICKS! on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST

Deliberate Gentle Love Master...

..> ..> The Maid of HonorDeliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terri...
Posted by L. Raquèl, TRICKS! on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:57:00 PST

Hot Ass Toilet.

The most high-tech toilet the world has ever seenYou don't have a dump in it: you ride the personalized porcelain zeitgeist. Possibly. US firm Roto-Rooter has created the ultimate gadget-freak loo, wh...
Posted by L. Raquèl, TRICKS! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:29:00 PST

National Identification Cards...

So I'm in bible study and they show this clip on how the president and Congress signed this bill that by January 2008 we're all sposed to have these National ID cards... for our security. These cards ...
Posted by L. Raquèl, TRICKS! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST

Keep Me From Poverty

...I'm eating from a box of Apple Jacks that say best if used before Feb 12 2002... which means they're close to half a decade old... Support a small business person...   Order food from me. Eat...
Posted by L. Raquèl, TRICKS! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:42:00 PST

I Got my Copy of J'Adore.

I got my copy of J'Adore and I'm impressed with how it came out. There are always thngs we can work on, and one thing that I can say needs to be worked on is that my name is on almost every interview,...
Posted by L. Raquèl, TRICKS! on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:53:00 PST

Slim Coffee

http://slimcoffee.com/ Ok, now I know we've all been trying to look for that easy miracle cure for weight loss, but this is definitely not it. Drinking coffee? Stainingyour teeth and polluting your ne...
Posted by L. Raquèl, TRICKS! on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

Collection Agencies.

I really hate them. I called the agency that represents the Pace account and those losers are like, "Well we're sorry you lost your job but can you like borrow the money from someone?" And then they p...
Posted by L. Raquèl, TRICKS! on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:38:00 PST

King of da Burbs

That White Rapper show on VH1 is pure hilarity. I'm King of da burbs, ghetto revival!
Posted by L. Raquèl, TRICKS! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

Unemployment Insurance

I finally filed for unemployment insurance. Doubt I'ma get it, but anyway, I tried. If it were that easy, I should havev worked on getting fired from Starbucks and other jobs a long time ago... FREE m...
Posted by L. Raquèl, TRICKS! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST