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Get a scroller sign at http://www.myspacesupport.com.com!MOOORRRRRNNNIIIING!!!I'M CHARLOTTE COMMONLY KNOWN AS A BITOF A NUTTER OR MOZ TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS. A NICKNAMEDERIVED FROM MY LOVE OF THE GREAT MORRISSEY AND THE FACT ISPORT A MASSIVE QUIFF ON OCCASIONI CURRENTLY RESIDE INTHE WEST YORKSHIRE HAIRYA OF BRADFORD. I LIKEEATING SLEEPING BUZZING DRINKING DANCING AND GENERALMOZZING ACTIVITY....I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR ANDMAKE A JOKE OUT OF ALMOST EVERYTHING ESPECIALLY MYSELF.I HAVE A BIT OF A FOUL MOUTH I SWEAR AN AWFUL LOT, BEENLIKENED TO A SAILOR OR A TRUCKER MANY TIMES SO DON'T BE TOO SHOCKED IF YOU HEAR ME SWEAR. I HAVE GREATONE LINERS THAT COME IN HANDY FOR ICE BREAKERS/ARGUMENTSAND GENEREAL AMUSEMENT...ONE DAY THERE WILL BE A SPECIALDICTIONARY DEDICATED TO MY VERY OWN SPECIAL LANGUAGE...I'M A LITTLE SHORT ARSE (5'1') AND CAN NEVERREACH OR SEE THE TOP OF ANYTHING- OR ANYONE. I LOVE MUSIC AND ALL IT STANDSFOR IM A MUSIC LOVER LOVER.IM A LITTLE MAD, IMECCENTRIC,IM CUCKOO,IM SPECIAL, I'M BANAAAAANAAAS,I'MQUITE UNHINGED ACTUALLY. BUT I'M TOTALLY HARMLESS. HONEST.I HAVE A FEW PALS AND CRONIES TO NAME A FEW...LISA WHO IS ACE,WALLY WHO IS ALSO ACE ANDAND BYRON (DE CAMPO/MACHO/BUTCHO) AND OUR KID, WHO IS LIKE,WELL,MY SISTER!!WE HAVE LOTS OF FUN AND THEYMAKE ME LAUGH...WE OFTEN GET BUZZING AND GET DRUNK WHENWE'RE ALL TOGETHER WE TALK RUBBISH FUNNY THINGS, SING ANDACT THE GOAT, FALL OVER, MAKE UP SILLY THINGS ETC WE LIKETO GO TO DELIUS AND THELOVE APPLE AND UP WIBBO AND THE LIKE TO HAVE SUCH FUN....I HAVE AN (UNNATURAL) OBSESSION WITHCHEFS ESPECIALLY (SIR)GORDON (OF) RAMSAY AND THAT OTHER CHEF....WHATS HIS NAME...THE ONE WHO'S THE CLOSEST THING I HAVE TO A BOYFRIEND....ANYWAY.....MOVING ON...I LOVE DRINKING CIDER, GIN, CHEZZA LAMBO, AND ROSE WINEAND FUCKING SERIOUSLY HOOKED ON BLUE WKD RIGHT NOW ANDTHINK IT SHOULD BE SERVED BY THE PINT. I NEED TO STRESSTHE POINT THAT I AM A HUUUUUGE MORRISSEY FAN I LOVEEVERYTHING MOZ AND SMITHS ALIKE.. (IN CASE YOU AINTGUESSED YET) AND ANYTHING MANCHESTER....I'M A BIG FAT STINKING CHARLATANS FAN AND THINK TIMBURGESS IS SOOOOO HOT!! ALSO JOY DIVISION, IAN CURTIS WHATA FUCKING LEGEND!BED IS MY FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE,COS I'M SOOO LAZY WHEN I'MNOT AT WORK..IM AT MY HAPPIEST IN NODLAND, TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO EVERYTHING. I DON'T LIKEGETTING UP AND BEING PARTED FROM MY BED AT ALL AND AMOFTEN REALLY MOODY ON A MORNING.IM ALSO HAPPY WHEN IMEATING!!! I LOVE FOOD AND ALWAYS EAT MY MUNCH WITH A BIT OF HP ON IT! I LIKE ALLFOOD ITS YUMMY. EXCEPT MEAT. I LOVE MASHED POTATO'S ANDDISGUSTING BUTTIES,(SPROUT SANDWICHES WITH BROWN SAUCE)IN GENERAL, I TALK A LOT,I LAUGH A LOT, I SMILE A LOT, I SWEAR A LOT,I PUT BROWN SAUCE ON EVERYTHING AND LIKE WEIRD FOOD. IM AFUN TIME PERSON IN GENERAL, I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE,I LIKE CARTOONS AND COMICS AND JOKE SHOPS. AND CHOCOLATE,QUIFFS ANDALL THINGS QUIFFY. DRUM AND BASS,SKA,FUNK ANDPUNK,JUNK,DEF LEP,LED ZEP,ABBA,ZAPPA, ITS AAAALLL GOOD. I HOPE YOU LIKE MY MYSPACEAS MUCH AS I DO, ALL THE BESTFOR THE FORESEEABLE....MOZZA/MOZ/NUTTER/NUT BAG....
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My Interests

Talking... an awful lot (I fucking LOVE talking)...laughing...making people laugh (people always laugh at me)...being noisy...and shouting...watching telly...sleeping and being asleep(i fucking LOVE bed) reading..(i like a good read)...My imaginary fella Paul-love it!....(dancing(i fucking LOVE dancing) drinking and buzzin',buzzin' and drinking..swearing and making up new sayings...swear words...muzak...music...burping...rugby...Thai boxing...history and historians....camper vans....chin pie....being a silly billy....marmite....philadephia cheese.....crazy sandwich fillings..the 50's...the 60's...the 80's...quiffs....scooters...my mates...being cuckoo...pop art..eating...cooking and making a balls of it...chefs!....(i fucking LOVE chefs)....texting (i'm ALWAYS fucking texting)Morrissey....Tim Burgess..Gordon Ramsay...gin...cider and rose wine....my social life.....my bed and my sleep...my pals/cronies/assosciates... i'm NOT interested in liars,turds,gits, perverts,tossers, meat,shit stirrers,total twats, knob jockeys,cocky people,cheap nasty lager,country and western music,being sick or poorly, murderers of animals and people, and also smug bastards i proper hate them. so now you know.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone up for a BUZZ! A BUZZ for life and music as much as i do and folk who have good taste in music!I'd also like to meet..... Chef Ramsay (he would well get it)..Ian Brown...Marco Pierre-White..(his temper is such a turn on)Morrissey(foookin legend)...Tim Burgess(soooo sexy)..Gaz Coombes of Supergrass fame, I hope he still has them fantastic sideburns!!!! yum yum....Brian Harvey (I still heart him)...Derek Acorah...Che Guevara...Missy Elliot cos i think she is HOT!.....Ian Curtis...Dr Timothy O'Leary....Freddie Mercury...Hyacinth Bucket AKA PatriciaRoutlege...Mark E Smith...Clint Boon...Shaun Ryder......Ravi Shankar...Sean Bean...Don Letts...Ivor Cutler...NickDrake...and anyone able to cope with a mentalist like me!!!!! caaahm aaaahhhn!!!
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Music:

I have my wonderful folks to thank for my knowledge and taste in music!! heeeeeere goes-MOST obviously.... The Smiths and Morrissey!!! then...The Charlatans, HappyMondays....Queen...Kasabian...Joy Division and NewOrder...Kraftwerk...Stone Roses...IanBrown...Marc Bolan and TRex...The Specials..East 17...Nick Drake...Faithless...PinkFloyd....Ultravox...Generation X....TheFall..Portishead..A Certain Ratio...David Bowie...Adam and The Ants...X Ray Spex.. The Cocteau Twins..THETHE...Ride..Comsat Angels...Duran Duran....The Cure....PaulWeller..TheClash..The Dubliners..Finley Quaye....Massive Attack..The Jam..TheStranglers..TomPetty...Velvet Underground...Visage...Wu Tang...TheProdigy...The Chemical Brothers....Orbital..PattiSmith...Sade..Gorillaz....Tupac Shakur...TheBluetones...Embrace...Shed Seven...BlackGrape..Curtis Mayfield...Pharrell/N.E.R.DThe Damned...The Cult...Burning Spear...Siouxie Soux and TheBanshees...Velvet Underground...Kate Bush...KimCarnes(Bette Davis Eyes is a TUNE)...FooFighters..Nirvana...Jay Z...Felt..SteelyDan..Roy Orbison..The Verve andRichard Ashcroft..Wire and Colin Newman...ELO...The SoftMachine...Beck...Tim and Jeff Buckley...Little Feat..KingCrimson...Ian Dury and the Blockheads...The Buzzcocks...He Said...Be Bop Deluxe... Funkadelic...Television..The Killers...ThePogues...The Ronettes...Van Halen...TheWho..Can..Talking Heads...Def Leppard...The Ramones...PrefabSprout..Radiohead.. JimiHendrix..Durutti Column...Simple Minds...The Animals..Tears For Fears...PMDawn...Erasure...The Editors...Hard Fi..James...The KlaxonsThe Beatles...Missy Elliott...Primal Scream...The Pet ShopBoys..Squeeze...Deacon Blue... The Housemartins...DepecheMode...Oasis...I LOVEDRUM AND BASS/JUNGLE-Rat Pack,Randall,Ellis Dee,Hype,Kenny Ken,Bad Company,Fabio and Grooverider,Ed Rush and Optical, Peshay,LTJ Bukem,Andy C,Adam F,Shy FX,Zinc,Dillinja,SS,Roni Size,Mampi Swift,Pendulum,Shimon,Micky Finn&Aphrodite,Nicky Blackmarket..... I'm Partial to the odd bit of reggae and ska too....
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Movies:

TOO MANY OF THE FUCKERS TO MENTION BUT HERE'S A GENERAL IDEA.....24 Hour Party People, Quadrophenia, Layer Cake,Dirty Dancing,Grease, The Green Mile, Chocolat, Blow, Chopper, Kes,The Wedding Singer,Big Daddy, The Goonies,Gangster NO1,Raging Bull,Leon,Taxi Driver,Working Girl,One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest,Schindlers List, Clockwork Orange,Rita Sue And Bob Too,The Pianist,Beetlejuice, All the Wallace and Gromit Films,Fight Club,Edward Scissorhands,Carlito's Way,...

Television:

IDEAL IS FUCKING ACE!THE USUAL SHIT LIKE SOAPS,EASTENDERS, EMMERDALE ETC, HOLLYOAKS,OWT TO DO WITH MR. RAMSAY- RAMSAYS KITCHEN NIGHTMARES,HELLS KITCHEN THE F WORD,THE UKTV FOOD CHANNEL,SCRUBS,FRIENDS,HOME IMPROVEMENT, THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR,SHAMELESS,SUGAR RUSH,6 FEET UNDER,MY FAMILY,PORRIDGE,ONLY FOOLS ...THE FAST SHOW,ALAN PARTRIDGE, HOTEL BABYLON (Max Beesley PHWOAR!)WATERLOO ROAD,SHARPE!(PHWOAR!)HOLBY CITY,I also like cartoons, Cow and Chicken and I.M Weasel never fail to crack me up.

Books:

No books in particular.......quite like cookery books, music books, real life crime stories, biographies, comics and annuals......

Heroes:

I'LL NEVER BE ANYBODY'S HERO NOW....Morrissey...........Tim Burgess........Che Guevara.....Freddie Mercury.....
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