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IM THE 1 UR MOTHER WARNED U ABOUT

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NEVER TAKE LIFE 2 SERIOUSLY!
NO1 GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY!

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howdy im ben
a.k.a
BENTAL
VERTIGO
TOSSER
BUM
BENJI
FATTY
MAGPIE
i suffer wi A.D.D,O.C.D,social anxiety,
agraphobia,vertigo,panic attacks + LABRYNTHITUS
and the list goes on
but cant let this shit get ya down eh?!?!?!
i hav a,lets say "differant" dress sense
calmed down abit now tho.
got abit of a mouth on me,like to say wot i fink
for example
if u ask me "does my ass look big in this"
and it does!!
ill fooooookin tell ya!!
i liv in idle and dont get out much due to
the list above!!
but if i do go out im usually off mi tits,
so do cum say ello if ya see me,just dont
be offended if i 4get ya name,
or 4get meeting u alltogether
*blame the whiskey*
i like nowt mor than to sit in the dark
wi ma music on full blast with a beer or 2.....
ermmmmmmmm wot else
*finks*
oh ok stuff i luv or like doin..
drinking
drummin
films
music
jaffa cakes and steak!!!!
drugs(evan tho ther bad,JUST SAY NO)
(seriously kids)
art
trying to make ppl laff
wearing odd socks
magic
compoooooooter games
PORN
ma rigga boots
shakin ma tush (badly)
makin random things
cookin
mi baby degus
oh and liftin the seat after iv pissed all over it!
i hav no idea y tho.....
thers loads mor but dont get to do them coz
of how i am now
okkkkkkkkk so,
wot i dont like.........
charmed!!!grrrrrr
wasting food
havin no food,speshly jaffa cakes
pain
hangovers
cleanin
bianca in eastenders
trouble causers
sallys brown boots (private joke)
ppl who take things 2 serious
not bin able to work
slow computers
ppl who tel ya wot u want to hear rather than
wot u need to hear.
SHIT.coz it wel stinks
gail plats face (off corrie)
bin stuck in all the time
well the list cud go on but im sure ur as bord
 reading it as i am typing it,
so ill say T.T.F.N folks
if u wana no mor just hit that add button
and ask away
if u wana add me on msn my addy is
[email protected]

IF UR PARENTS DIDNT HAV CHILDREN
CHANCES R U WONT EITHER!

.............oh,thats me in the pic above!

HOW DO U KEEP AN IDIOT IN SUSPENSE?
ILL TELL YAZ ALL LATER!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dolores
O'Riordan

this woman has the best voice in the world! if u havnt ever herd her sing,or dont like her then we probly wont get along!!! i giv owt to meet her and av her sing 2 me

Kat Von
D

not only is she the sexiest woman alive, she seems to b a nice lass, id luv nothing mor than her to ink me up, then sit on ma face 4 an hour or 2!!!!!

Dr Edward
Fitzgerald

now i no he's a tv carecter but omg wot a guy! and i just fancy him so bad! wots that about?

Keith John
Moon

again i no it wud b hard to meet him,havin croacked it years ago.but that guy was just awesum.i just wana cry wen i fink of him and how he soooooooo shudnt av gon wen he did!

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My Blog

life as a hole..............not a hole as in a rabbit hole i mean as in a hole as in everything

wel ok my little spunk bubbles!!!!!! it seems that i promised a blog of sum kind!!! i am rather drunk so i wudnt expect anything 2 good! or spelt in any other way but txt terminology! i.e. lol 4 laff ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:32:00 GMT

blogs!

ok so this is a blog to let whoeva reads them that im guna start writting blogs! pointless i no but just thort id let whoeva u r no!if im not to pissed later on and actually remember then i shall try ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:41:00 GMT

it!

i had a fool proof plan 2day, it went tits up! i was guna get drunk and put the world 2 rites, it went tits up! i thort of a reason,but as u guessed............... it went tits up! im guna go 2 b...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:18:00 GMT

you + i innit!

01. who are you, what's our relationship:02. how and where did we meet:03. how long have you known me:05. tell me one good thing about myself:06. when you first saw me what was your impression:07. wha...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 01:07:00 GMT

nothing

i told ya!
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:56:00 GMT