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Cody's Place of FUNnBEER

You know, not many people know this, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.

About Me


MY AIM = FUNnBEER , Chat it up with me Foolios

I edited my profile with With Your Mother on my Lap !

My Interests



TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew "Cody" Selvester
Birthday: January 18th 1983
Birthplace: Salem, OR
Current Location: Chico, CA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty to the Max
Your Heritage: German and I think a little Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip FLops I guess
Your Weakness: Womenz and Ranch Sun Flower Seeds
Your Fears: Male Pattern Baldness, Spiders, Dying Alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Helluv Meats and cheese in the crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Jump out of a plane and Learn to Fly One. Oh and be the Best I can Be or some shit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Probably LOL or J/K
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hello World. Or if I am Hungover it is "Fuck You World"
Your Best Physical Feature: All of me, I am one hot sexy piece of Bitch
Your Bedtime: When I get around to it
Your Most Missed Memory: Being little and Stupid...Better than big and Stupid
Pepsi or Coke: I dont drink either
MacDonalds or Burger King: I don't eat either
Single or Group Dates: Single, I like to have all the attention.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What is this? Did I stumble into England?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both mixed together would make a fine dish
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappuccino, I like cold drinks
Do you Smoke: On occasion my pipe and some Hooka
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: Not very well, but damn it, I try
Do you Shower Daily: Unless I am Camping
Have you Been in Love: I was today, until I stopped looking in the mirror
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that. Got a degree
Do you want to get Married: Yah, one of these days
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't it is blasphemy
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nopers, unless I drank to much
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: I try to do a body good
Do you get along with your Parents: Pretty Much, when not annoying
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are the best things ever
Do you play an Instrument: I try my darndest, I dabble in the Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Well, I do live in Chico
In the past month have you Smoked: My pipe and Hooka
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I pleee the fifth, answering this question would put me and my family in danger
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The Chico and Redding Mall. If that counts
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Good Lord No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell yah, All you can eat for 9 bucks
In the past month have you been on Stage: Isn't life one big stage?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I try to keep the pants on in the pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only your heart
Ever been Drunk: Once again. I live in Chico
Ever been called a Tease: Don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: Yah, it hurts
Ever Shoplifted: Once or Twice
How do you want to Die: Hail of Gunfire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Someone who gets to wander around and see the World
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them, I just hope George W does not blow them up before I get there
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green
Favourite Hair Color: Always been a sucker for Brunettes
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Midgets need not apply
Weight: No stouties, or those who don't eat
Best Clothing Style: Why wear clothes when you can be naked?
Number of Drugs I have taken: At once?
Number of CDs I own: I don't know....lots
Number of Piercings: One, me eyebrow
Number of Tattoos: None as of right now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Filling this damn thing out. There are a few but hey "What Would Chuck Norris Do"?

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Snowboarding, Fencing, Drinking, Acting, Watching Movies, Hiking, Swimming, Flying Airplanes, Sky Diving, Bungee Jumping, Monkey

You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007


75%

Captain Jack Sparrow


58%

Indiana Jones


46%

Lara Croft


42%

El Zorro


42%

Neo, the "One"


38%

The Terminator


38%

William Wallace


33%

Batman, the Dark Knight


33%

The Amazing Spider-Man


33%

Maximus


29%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Music:


Scotty Doesn't Know, Banana Phone, Motion City Soundtrack, Sugar Cult, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Something Corporate, Catch 22, Pepper, Yellowcard, Starting Line, Gorrilaz, Gold Finger, MxPx, Sublime

80's Cartoon Theme Songs, Hans Zimmer, Irish Drinking Songs, DvDa, The Final Countdown

Movies:



Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, True Romance, Euro Trip, Four Rooms, Zoolander, Memento, October Sky, Super Troopers, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, All Kevin Smith Movies, Snatch, Gladiator, Primal Fear, Sin City, Big Lebowski

Television:



HOUSE, Scrubs, Nip/Tuck, Arrested Development, Kim Possible, Heroes, Dead Like Me, Family Guy, The Tick, The Office, Sopranos, Band of Brothers

Books:


The Great Book of Amber, Vampire Chronicles, The Art of War, America the Book, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Daemons, In Cold Blood, Eyes of the Dragon, The Stand, Myst of Avalon, Choke, Worst-Case Scenerio Books, Catcher in the Rye, Millenium Rising, Chronicals of Narnia, Great Train Robbery, All the S.D. Perry and William King Books.

Heroes:


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My Blog

New Harry Potter Book


Posted by Cody's Place of FUNnBEER on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:01:00 PST

Stupid French People

Go to the link below to witness a very stupid French Man http://www.yikers.com/video_le_idiot.html
Posted by Cody's Place of FUNnBEER on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST

CHUCK NORRIS

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC...
Posted by Cody's Place of FUNnBEER on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:20:00 PST

Random Thoughts

-Can a unborn baby fart or burp? -If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count? -What is the point in saying "may I as...
Posted by Cody's Place of FUNnBEER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is so Great I had to post my first BLOG about it.

This is for real........No bullshit. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits. I love living in this town...
Posted by Cody's Place of FUNnBEER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST