Aaron profile picture

Aaron

Yeah, you could do that. Or I could take off my pants and start the revolution.

About Me

deathly allergic to peanuts and scared shitless of zombies, but other than that I fucking rule and I have a huge male reproductive organ...I'm talkin' EPIC
I got my cool myspace layout at your mom's house

My Interests

snowboarding, music, wrestling (real), psychology, criminal justice, politics, taking pictures, doing really stupid ass shit to have fun, joining racist, homophobic, etc. groups on myspace and arguing with those idiots, pretending to be a conceited bastard (which i totally am not),
blah blah blah

I'd like to meet:

people that will worship me like the god I am. and jukebox heroes...with juice boxes. oh, and how about people that don't take this stupid website so goddamn seriously
aim- rocpnkcrap click here then full screen icon at right for full screen action

Music:

punk rock 'til my heart stops.
i'm probably never going to feel like listing it all in here again. just take my word for it that i like better music than you. i like most everything and i'm always down to check out something new, so send it my way. but i say heck no to techno.
Top 10 goes something like 1) NOFX 2) Rancid 3) H2O then kind of a blur with The Ataris, Anti-Flag, Pennywise, Coheed and Cambria, Zebrahead, Mae and...I don't know, you pick the last one

Movies:

goonies (Favorite), bedknobs and broomsticks, highlander, resivoir dogs, out cold, super troopers, dawn of the dead, extreme days, fight club, any kevin smith, 28 days later, club dread, big fish, the neverending story, empire records, stand by me, snatch, boondock saints, zoolander, 300,

Television:

I think our son's retarded, likes to read, not watch tv. He never plays nintendo with the kids across the street.

Books:

"No, Frylock. No books, please. I can't read. I'm not a loser!" haha
Um I like autobiographies a lot. The bible's pretty good for fiction.
Confessions of an Economic Hitman by John Perkins
Monster: Autobiography of an LA Gang Member by Kody Scott
The Autobiography of Malcolm X
The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers
Angels and Demons by Dan Brown
1984 by George Orwell
The Case For Faith by Lee Strobel
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami
The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy
No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy
The Neverending Story by Michael Ende
Writing my own one day. No, seriously.

Heroes:

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could immediately roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.

My Blog

Fuck Pants

Most retarded rule ever: no shorts after daylight savings time. Fuck home depot and their retarded ass rules. I got warned about it by like 4 supervisors in one day. And I said, "Oh yeah, I musta forg...
Posted by Aaron on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:30:00 PST

Two

One always leaves me never close to knowingOne always leaves me with feelings that we're ever-growingOne leaves me just as her emotions start showingOne takes the ball from her court and starts it rol...
Posted by Aaron on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:58:00 PST

Not sure how to feel, not sure what to do

I'm not sure what I should feel or do. Everyone knows life gets crazy. Everyone has their good days and their bad. Everyone has their happy and their sad. Well, I wish there was a way for me to put th...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:13:00 PST

From my heart to the paper

(this dumb thing has the date wrong and won't let me change it. it's supposed to be 2005)I'm quite the poet/lyricist when I have the right inspiration. This is what I wrote for Candy for her 18th birt...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

political rap

i'll probably add more at some point, i just really wanted to post it now... Amerikkkan Politikkksyo, you say they're all the sameand they're to blameyou don't even bother to ask for a nameor find o...
Posted by Aaron on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 06:11:00 PST

Just a note to myself

(I put this up before, and then I took it down. I don't know why I took it down, but I needed to read it again just now and decided it should be up here again). First off, you have, you can, and yo...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do it right

Fuck Nike. Don't just do it. Do it like it's the last thing you'll ever do.
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tomorrow

They're all their own, but together, they go rather well. Tomorrow's another day Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life Tomorrow starts today
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Probably the greatest thing you could ever do on myspace

Ok, it's messages back and forth on myspace, so you have to start at the bottom. If you really don't feel like using a whole 5 minutes of your precious time, summary: I talked to a dude about being ra...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST