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About Me

Well for me I am a very comic person who likes to make people laugh. I like to say watever comes into my mind. I am a big sports fan that loves football to even horse racing. I feel that i am a cool person to be with cause i always keep it real I am very outgoing and can talk to almost anybody. And that my life is run by School,Work,ESPN,Movies,Stand up Comedy,Madden, and ya God, family and friends.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics

My Interests

I love sports(Football,Baseball,and Basketball are the best). I am a big time movies Buff I have to see movies first so I can be the critic for all my family and friends. I love Improv comedy and stand up comedy it lets my release my mind to people my express them in a comic way how I feel with people. I love playing paintball when I get a chance to do it.I like to listen to music . I love to hang out with my friends when I am not working or going to school.I like to do alot of things watever seems like fun I will do it.

I'd like to meet:

To meet very outgoing people who dont care what people think about them. I like people who are very funny and they can make me laugh. I want to meet a person who can be real and openminded with there self and know what they want in life. I would like to meet a preson who loves movies,sports,and madden. But if you not any of these things then S**t you not the person I would like to meet

Music:

.. Dirt Nasty - "1980" on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord Of the rings, Troy,Clue,Who Framed Roger Rabbit,Kill Bill Vol1 and Vol2,Any Given Sunday, Friday Night Lights,Original Kings of comedy,Batmans,Mr.&Mrs. Smith,The Pinkpanters,Dick Tracy,Armagedon, Sin City,The Gonnies,Harry Potter,Diary of a Mad Black Women,Cadyshack,Harlem Nights,Chicago,Kirate Kids,Bear,X-Man,Crash,Jrassic Parks,Outbreak,hear no evil see no evil,Waiting,Just Friends,The million dollar baby,The Italian Job,Ocean eleven,Ocean twelve,Forest Gump,Liar Liar,Eddie Murphy Raw,Flubber. Honey I shrunk the kids,Spiderman,Fantastic Four,Hitch, Pimp MySpace PhatPimpClothing.com

Television:

Comic View/Mad TV/SNL/Reno 911/Chappelle Show/Friends/Seinfiled/Fear Factor/Crank Yankers/CSI/Malcom in the middle/Sports center/NFL Network/Who's Line is it anyway/Bernie Mac Show/ Steve Harvey Big top/Late show with Jay Leno/Cheers/Last Comic Standing/Real World/ Punkd/ Boiling Points/next/Judge Judy/Cosby Show/

Books:

Pimp MySpace PhatPimpClothing.com

Heroes:

Richard Pryor/ Redd Fox/Bill Cosby/DL Hugley/Eddie Murphy and Charlie Murphy(darknes)/Ray Lewis/Mike Martz/Marvin Lewis/Joe Gibbs/

My Blog

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MY GRANDMA IS MAKING A DEAL WITH ME EVERY POUND OF WEIGHT I LOSE SHE WILL GIVE ME 10.00 FOR EACH POUND WHEN I GOT ON THE SCALE TWO WEEKS AGO I WAS 275 YA THAT WAS FUCKING BAD NOW I AM 26O SO SHE GAVE...
Posted by KING JAMES on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:02:00 PST

My Comedy Update

RIGHT NOW I AM DOING GREAT MY IMPROV GROUP IN LBC WITH MY FRIEND JASON LSD IT TAKING OVER AND IN LA I AM NOW IN MY SECOND CITY LEVEL 5 WHICH WE ARE TWO MONTHS AWAY TO OPEN ARE SKETCH REVUE WITH ...
Posted by KING JAMES on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:11:00 PST

American Gangster-My Man !!!

My biggest concern going into "American Gangster" was that I was afraid it was going to be another copy of "The Departed." However, I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't. It was actually very diff...
Posted by KING JAMES on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:42:00 PST

No Country for Old Men- a Great Movie

In a Hollywood era where we are spoonfed a steady diet of sequels, remakes and formulaic blockbusters; where the studios seem to live in perpetual fear that anything too inspired will infringe on thei...
Posted by KING JAMES on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:37:00 PST

Norbit-Eddie's Back, But Lazy

If you're having a bad day and need a quicker-picker upper, this is the movie to go see. Despite its down-times and predictable scenes, I still love Eddie Murphy's comedic brilliance. It's like he sai...
Posted by KING JAMES on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:20:00 PST

Black Snake Moan-Foul Mouthed, Naked, and Absolutely Wonderful

Leave the kids at home, folks, but this one is a must see. There's as much foul language as Pulp Fiction, plenty of Christina Ricci nudity, but whether or not those are pluses or minuses for you, the ...
Posted by KING JAMES on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:12:00 PST

Movie 300- THIS IS A MOVIE TO SEE!!!!!!!!!!

You know those movies you always picture them to be? You know you have. The preview where the battle horn sounds and you see thousands upon thousands of soldiers. The music is great, the visuals ...
Posted by KING JAMES on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

The Prestige- Grade A- Good Ass Movie!!!

The Prestige is a brilliant brain twister with a captivating and emotional story. Although there are moments which you can't help but to think O.K. where is this going, or get to the point already the...
Posted by KING JAMES on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:58:00 PST

The Departed- Grade A+ One Of The Best Films This Year

Don't let anyone tell you about this movie...go see it before anyone wrecks it for you. This is the must see movie this year, everyone will be talking about this one. I guarantee that this will become...
Posted by KING JAMES on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:38:00 PST

Saw III- Grade A- It Was Good movie for OCT

Finally, a movie worth the money!! Lionsgate Films have forged a crafty sequel to the "SAW" series. Returning director from SAW 2, Darren Lynn Bousman, takes SAW 3 to new heights with more blood and g...
Posted by KING JAMES on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST