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We got bored.
We like heavy music.
We wanted to have fun.
We did.
We recorded it all in one take.
We never practice.
We love GOD.
We are brutal.
Buy our music.
I love you.

This site is managed by Michael Schmidt, the drummer.

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Member Since: 2/17/2007
Band Website: heaviestmusicintheworld.webs.com
Band Members: Brian Schmidt - Vocals/Backup Guitar,

Austin Cates - Lead Guitar,

Michael Schmidt - Drums/Backup Vocals,

Wooden Duck - Backup Cymbal,

What's your favorite song on our Death!! album?

The 1ntro (Total Destruction)
Death!!
Sounds Like A Toilet
No Sir!
Programmable Thermostat

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Influences: Trogdor, Cocaine, and a wooden duck.

And waffles.

And who could forget...
The gAyTC!

Sounds Like: An elephant robot being eaten by wooden ducks with rabies dressed up as ninja dinosaurs from Japan that are plotting to come to your house and hack onto your computer so as to have access to all the government's conspiracies.

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Waffle Maker

Record Label: Schmidty Records
Type of Label: Indie

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The Amazing Six Flags Adventure! (Episode 2)

Watch our amazing adventure at Six Flags!But before that, we watched Sin City.Check out this video: The Amazing Six Flags Adventure! (Episode 2) ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by The 1 on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:54:00 PST

FAQ!!!!

So I’ve decided that I’m gonna make this to answer all of these silly questions that I THOUGHT had obvious answers.Q: Are you guys Christian?A: Yes. We love God and we love you!Q: y d!D u ...
Posted by The 1 on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

The Adventures of The Anti Trivium Crusade!!! (Part 2!)

THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES!!!!The gAyTC- "i'm so in love with Metalcore Devin! I wish i could get mkore picture of him. My gay fanboys are so demanding!"Metalcore Devin's GF- "Hey! I don't like Trivium! ...
Posted by The 1 on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:00:00 PST

The Adventures of The Anti Trivium Crusade!!! (Part 1)

The Beginning:The ATC- "Me hate Trivium. Me most portant person in world so everybody else must hate them too. Me hate Trivium so much that I gonna research them in depth and take time to make a myspa...
Posted by The 1 on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:24:00 PST

The 1 Episode 1

The 1 Episode 1 Add to My Profile | More VideosWe have a music video for Waffle Maker coming soon! So just you wait....
Posted by The 1 on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:21:00 PST

About the new song!!!!

Alrighty. If you may have noticed we (finally) have a new song!You may have also noticed that there are some major differences between Waffle Maker and our old "music". So I shall tell you EVERYTHING!...
Posted by The 1 on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:11:00 PST