Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt

About Me

(the following statements are the complete opposite of the truth)
Hey. I'm not Michael Schmidt. This is not the about me section of my profile. This isn't even my profile. I do not have long hair. I don't play drums. I am amazing at guitar. I think that you are the stupidest person on the planet just because you are reading this stupid about me section. I HATE YOU ALL. Devin is not a flaming homosexual. I still hate you. I have never done anything wrong in my entire life. My life is perfect. I'm amazing. I am the hottest and most sexiest person alive. If you message me, I most definitely WILL NOT message back. I repeat, I WILL NOT talk back. Because I HATE human contact. I want to distance myself as far away as possible from all humanity.
So that's basically my life in a nutshell.
Remember, I hate messages, comments, phone calls, and hugs. If you talk to me I WILL not talk back.
(remember, the statements that you just read were the complete opposite of the truth)
Bands I currently reside in:
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I eat dead cows .

My Interests

playing drums, playing drums, playing drums, playing drums, playing drums, and GOD. ..

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can stand to be around me for more than five minutes. Someone who cares enough to actually talk to me when I NEED to talk to someone.
I can always wish there was such a person.
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I haven't known Schmidty for that long, but what I've gotten to know about him, he's a pretty cool dude. He cracks me up with some of the stuff he comes up with. He may not act like it, but this guy is super smart. Don't underestimate him.-♥ Lauren B.

Music:

I listen to extreme death metal, soft jazz, and everything in between. I'm always searching for new music, and I love it when people help me find new music. Makes it that much easier.

Movies:

Good movies.

Television:

It's ok I guess

Books:

some of them.

Heroes:

Well, first of all... GOD (of course)
And then... all of my friends. I love all of you. I'd have probably killed myself by now if I'd never met you. I'm not gonna make a list cause then I might accidentally leave someone out and then I'd feel bad.

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My Blog

A list of positive things for once. :D

I'm trying this time!Instead of my generic "tell you all the supposedly over exaggerated bad things in my life" blog I'm posting a "try and list positive things without a negative spin on it" blog!Oka...
Posted by Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:29:00 PST

Review for the new Norma Jean album...

There are two ways I could do this review. I could be as nice as possible and give the band the benefit of the doubt, or I could be totally honest with you and tell you what I thought of the CD. I'm g...
Posted by Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 07:12:00 PST

Ranting about Disaster Movie

I've seen some bad movies in my day, I mean some REALLY crappy ones, but of all of them, I'd have to say that the worst movie I've ever seen is either Date Movie, Epic Movie, or Meet The Spartans.Well...
Posted by Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:49:00 PST

SWO8!!!

Yes. The rumours are true. I have returned from my week long adventure in North Carolina.I received many battle scars that I may remember for a while.I got shot 4 times in the chest, 1 time in the kne...
Posted by Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:47:00 PST

My Thoughts on Elysia’s New Album

Lions Of Judas ReviewSo before the new album came out, all I had to base my opinion off of was the song that they had posted on their Myspace. Box of Need(les) had no breakdowns and no more immature l...
Posted by Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:48:00 PST

Dont be an idiot. Its just stupid.

this one person has been persistently trying to tell me that Slipknot is real metal, and claim that he doesn't listen to nu-metal.ok. so he has a video called "Real Metal vs. Shitty Metal" and on this...
Posted by Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:46:00 PST

Anti-American HateChild (one of The ATCs fanboys)

So after I sent The gAyTC that one message.I recieve a message from one of their fanboys named HateChild saying"You are a queer"Here is the conversation:ME: "actually your the fag who doesnt like meta...
Posted by Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:14:00 PST

Jason Wade

Today started out like any normal Sunday, I went church all tired and sleepy. When i got there it was a normal church service. We sang hymns, prayed, and preached.At the end though, our youth minister...
Posted by Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:42:00 PST

Lyrics To Some Songs (Not Yet Recorded)

that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is (That that is is. That that is not is not. Is that it? It is!) LyricsHello thereThe nightmare of my dreamsI'm tired of all the pointless things...
Posted by Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:13:00 PST

Lightning Bolts And Power Cables

Tomorrow is another day to rebegin my lifeThat other one I had before, It ended with much strifeI know that all last weekend all I wanted here was youBut that seems to have changed a bit since what yo...
Posted by Kinda Long Haired Guy Whose Last Name Is Schmidt on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:34:00 PST