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About Me

i do a killer velocirapror impersonation! well, i do what jurassic park has lead me to believe is a killer velociraptor impersonation.

don't make things harder than they really need to be.

the rider will be there in the end.
schwing. schwing schwing.

My Interests

waiting for cabs on murray st.
buddhist fishing.
pasta cup.
adding "in your mouth bitch" to the end of most sentences.

or

i can't decide

I'd like to meet:



people who have lots of pets are weird, i’m talking more than six of any one animal, (except fish, but fish aren't really pets so they don’t count) especially when it's cats. if you have lots of cats you are fucking weird, and you probably let the cats eat off your fork….so yeah, not cat people.

SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY GETS IT!!!!

Music:

i really, really want kyuss to get back together. like, a whole lot.

Movies:

the science of sleep. half nelson. mallrats. 16 candles. the breakfast club. small time crooks. elephant. the sandlot kids. zelig. stand by me. beneath clouds. tensions. chopper. two hands. napoleon dynamite. dogtown & z boys. the castle. clueless. labyrinth. waynes world. clerks. dude wheres my car. texas chainsaw massacre

Television:

the people who don't understand my simpsons references aren't the people i'd like to know.
curb your enthusiasm is pretty pretty good.

Books:

the last book i remember reading of my own accord was Mudpuddle Farm. i was 8.

Heroes:

i admire alot of people, but my hero is Jem

she ran a record company by day and was a rockstar by night, not to mention those awesome ear rings

My Blog

how toolish are you?

find out how much of a tool you are, just put an 'x' in all the boxes that apply to you [] you actually fill out myspace surveys[] you think other people are actually interested in reading surveys you...
Posted by ang on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

har dee har har

So I made up this joke  I think its hilarious Me - "whats the new pirates of the Caribbean movie rated?"Them - "what?"Me - "aarrrrrrrr"Them  oh gee wiz, your so funny etc etc see its great &anyway, ...
Posted by ang on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:21:00 PST

t.o.c.

first things first, if there ever was a 'best display of lying to security guards for the purpose of better viewing' competition, i think i'd be in with a pretty good chanceyeah, good night, here's so...
Posted by ang on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:22:00 PST

dirty old men.....

So today I was waiting in the car, the car was parked in freo, on market st, quite normal, the sun was shining, Robbie Buck was interviewing some woman who worked as a PA for celebrities in hollywood....
Posted by ang on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:26:00 PST