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Freya and Artemis

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About Me

I am better than all those around me. To put them in their place, I bite them and scratch them. The Vet said I should be put to sleep. My pet human hit him and we ran out of the office. I have them trained well. I also enjoy destroying furniture and occasionally peeing in the plants and fireplace.

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My Interests

Furry toy mice. Biting feet. Scratching people. Eating bread. Knocking things off the table. Twist ties. Sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

No one. I have my kitten. I don't need anyone else.
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Music:

I don't like music and I especially hate dancing.

Movies:

I usually fall asleep before the movie ends.

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Anything on the discovery HD channel.

Books:

I like to sit on books. I especially like to sit on open books that people are reading.

Heroes:

I enjoy ham and turkey. I love bread!

My Blog

Misunderstanding

There may have been a bit of a misunderstanding when I wrote my last post. I thought that mommy and daddy brought home a nasty little kitten to replace me. Actually, Mommy and Daddy bought me a kitten...
Posted by Freya and Artemis on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:35:00 PST

The worst has happened.

I never thought that it would happen. I never thought that they would do this to me. Mommy and Daddy went out today and when they came back they had that awful cage they use to trap me in. My first th...
Posted by Freya and Artemis on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:54:00 PST

Date

Does anyone know any attractive, single, male cats looking for a good time?? Cats in the blue family preferred. But I'm about ready to hop on a dog! Mommy wouldn't mind a black and white male cat with...
Posted by Freya and Artemis on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

Today's events

Today mommy went upstate with Mellinda. She took the evil one with her. They left really early this morning. I jumped in mommy's lap and let her rub me for a few minutes to thank her for leaving. Dadd...
Posted by Freya and Artemis on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

Today

Today I scratched at the hamper. A little while later I walked up to Daddy and bite him on the hand! Then I bit him on the feet. The evil Raquel is here today. She walked into the room and I hissed at...
Posted by Freya and Artemis on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:30:00 PST

Today's events

Today I tried to jump on Jodie's head. She moved at the last second and I missed. I wanted to lay in the sun, but she was in my spot. My people have hidden my toy mice in a box on a shelf. They know t...
Posted by Freya and Artemis on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST