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About Me

I just want you to be my friend.

A stalker's life is a lonely one.

My Interests

peeking in windows and watching children sleep, ignoring restraining orders, rubbing up against strangers when I'm not wearing underpants

I'd like to meet:

You, in a dark alley.

Music:

Night Prowler by AC/DC

Movies:

The X rated kind

Television:

Whatever you are watching when I peep in your livingroom window

Books:

The Celery Stalks at Midnight by James Howe

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

Private profiles - the bane of all stalkers' existences.

Nothing sucks more than when I'm trying to stalk people and their profiles are set to private.If you were expecting some creepy comments from me and you didn't get them, I'm sorry, but myspace's priva...
Posted by your stalkers stalker on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST

Kids

I stole candy from children last night. It's so easy this time of year.
Posted by your stalkers stalker on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST