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beej

Higher standards make harder smarts! Harder smarts makes a GOODER AMERICA.

About Me

I'm fabulous . How are you?

I also have a separate blog called beejsingstheblues.com where I'm supposed to review music. Supposed to. My attention deficit disorder usually gets in the way though.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Callipygous folks.

My Blog

This is why I can’t live like you heathens.

I hate Lost. Hate hate hate.See, I was okay with the cliffhangers while watching 24 on DVD. Know why? Because the show was chock full of 42ish minutes of fabulously captivating yet repetitive aweso...
Posted by beej on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:22:00 PST

Im not one to brag. Normally.

But this is just too fucking cool. Familiar with the band Ingram Hill?  We played a couple of their songs on Alice @ 96.5 a few years ago.  Great band, great guys.  Justin and Phil came...
Posted by beej on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:04:00 PST

Meaning of Life: Explained.

Did it. Took me just a HAIR under 34 years, but I figured it all out. Sorry to be cheesy, but I'm going to direct you to read my explanation on my other blog, beejsingstheblues.com, instead of repos...
Posted by beej on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:12:00 PST

Ah great. Ah crap.

My time has come. I just had to increase the font size on Firefox here on my MacBook because my eyes were getting a bit wigged out.ALMOST 34 years of crystal-clear laser-sharp vision coming to an end...
Posted by beej on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:54:00 PST

Myspace Responsibly, kids:

I'm gonna bitch.  I know, I know, what's new. I saw an Amber Alert being passed around in my bulletins earlier.  It went like this: "Missing child named Andrea Montoya. She went missing at 2...
Posted by beej on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:34:00 PST

This. This can't be good.

I'm possibly being slightly ghetto-tastic by posting a blog on Myspace simply to direct you to my OTHER blog, but. I feel the situation warrants it.Have you ever received a mysterious item in the mai...
Posted by beej on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:48:00 PST

Hey. Hey there.

I know we don't talk much anymore.  But I wanted you to have an armful of kittens.    Have a good day, huh?...
Posted by beej on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:57:00 PST

TAGGED. Sigh.

Okay so Turtle just tagged me.  I'm now under pressure to post 10 Odd Facts About Myself.  I'm sure it'll be excrutiatingly uncomfortable for all of us, so just bear with.  Oh by t...
Posted by beej on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:54:00 PST

Alright. I'm laying down the law with Top Friends right now.

One law, really.  You are never.  EVER.  Allowed to comment on your lack of status in my Top Friends, or undesirable position within.  Relevant sub-laws are as follows: ONE:  ...
Posted by beej on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

t(>.<t) .5: Yeah, I'm cheating on you. So what.

Because I've found another blog! A blog that FULFILLS MY NEEDS LIKE YOU CAN'T, MYSPACE. Namely, my other blog doesn't erase my posts with endless random crashes. Nor does it mess with my peripheral...
Posted by beej on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:35:00 PST