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Fully FUNKTIONal MONKEY

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

.. .. Charlie Says :
Let Yourself Go..Be a Machine


Where do i start?
I spent most of my life living ina small village just outside Norwich..which to be honest...WAS A REAL BORE!
In january 2007, I decided enough was enough, and up'd sticks to Eastbourne, only know 2 people down here, which was a real big thing for a village boy like my self. Once i got down here, I felt at home straight away, got ma self sorted with a day job, and an evening job in the mighty FunktionRooms, where you will see me most nights with ma camera (sorry if i've pissed n e 1 off with it..just doing ma thing), or out on the streets doing my promo thing.
I have really learnt to live life for what it is since I have been here..thsis is manly thanks to Nick (DJ PBM), who I love to bits (in a non-homo kinda way..more like a brother..lol)and milly! Since being in Eastbourne i have met so many great people..far to many for me to list,all who help pick me up and put me back on my rails everytime i fall off of them...which to be honest happens quite alot..lol.the wonders of leaving home for the first time and not having my mother breathing down my neck all the time.
The other amazing thing i have discovered since i have been here is the wonders of peircing..when i moved down here, i didn't have any, now i have 5, and more in the pipe line, and i also had my first Tattoo done in Eastbourne too (Cheers to the guys and "suck my ink", you did a great job). Im now planning tat No2, but wanna get something really meaningful, that shows what kinda person i really am.
See ya all around peeps, i'll be the one Monkeying Around!
Just remember, life is like a Rubix Cube, you get one side complete and looking its best, but the rest of the Cube is a mess!So you then have to break up the Good side to try complete the rest..life just takes time to get right,and will be well worth the wait!
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My Interests



FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say twat drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.!

I'd like to meet:


Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:


Hard House, Hard Dance, Drum'n'Bass, Funky House, Trance, Techno, and n ething else i have missed with a good banging BEAT!
Best Album

Television:


No time for TV, apart from when im at work, but hey, keep that to ya selves! so evening TV it is!

Books:


Now thats something i haven't really done much im my life,
I don't have enough of an attention span!

Heroes:


Everyone who has helped make me the person i am, and i even look at the negitive people i have had in my life for helping make me who i am.
so ..
Cos im now a better person than you, and nothing like you remember me!!
Bring on the high school re-union!teehee

My Blog

Check out this event: Nocturnal Presents - Matt Darey 13th October.

Hosted By: Funktion RoomsWhen: 13 Oct 2007, 22:30Where: Funktion Rooms2a - 2b Pevensey RoadEastbourne, BN213HJUnited KingdomDescription:Funktion Rooms Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Fully FUNKTIONal MONKEY on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:02:00 PST