enjoyablesh |
things that are currently being enjoyed are:
Dead Rising on Xbox 360. an enjoyablesh game. with zombies and lawn mowers.
Broken DVD Player. so the only films that can be watched are on VHS. Old school...
Posted by .bryony on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:08:00 PST |
celebrities I hate for no real reason other than I hate them, the next chapter. |
Back by popular demand. sort of. from one person.
"HAHAHA" they're laughing. do you really want that? do you? do you? do you?
stop doing interviews in OK! or HELLO! and go ...
Posted by .bryony on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:50:00 PST |
celebrities I hate for no real reasons other than I hate them. part one. |
I hold no grudges against the dog. he looks a little sad to be sat by that man. poor dog. I think he raped him. dirty antique dealing dog raping bastard.
she's rubbish on loose women ...
Posted by .bryony on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:29:00 PST |
fuck off Suggs |
Fuck Off Suggs
A poem.
By Miss Bryony Kate Bisset.
Fuck off Suggs
Take your fish fingers too
Your novelty has gone
And I speak nought but truth
Your omega enriched adverts
Have me crying on the...
Posted by .bryony on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:13:00 PST |
conquest! ahh ahh ah ahh! |
I fucking love econemy cheese.
on toast.
after a night on the tiles in the sea side gem that is worthing.
see? it could be worse. it truely could....
Posted by .bryony on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 07:21:00 PST |
talking toothbrushes, among other things. |
so college has ended, and being a jobless benefits whore (who has actually just applied for a few spots of work, so don't judge me, yeah?) I have gone back into my summer routine of watching a lot of ...
Posted by .bryony on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST |
batmanbatmanbatman |
1. has anybody seen my batman sunglasses? I've only gone and fucking lost them.
2. those people on the brighton episode of Generation X-cess were vile.
3. there's a hole in my head where my face used ...
Posted by .bryony on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:46:00 PST |
jade goody's breasts, jazz, and eggs |
Goody's breasts cause international row.
Jazz found to be high in omega 3.
New use for chocolate eggs: melt them down into phallic shapes and throw them at passing cars.
the end....
Posted by .bryony on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:33:00 PST |
shop smart... |
so if there was a zombie attack and we, like those in dawn of the dead ('78 version not the poor remake), were to run to our nearest shopping center we'd be fucked because all churchill square's got t...
Posted by .bryony on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:00:00 PST |
i am happy |
you are happy.
we're all very happy.
suck it up.
Posted by .bryony on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:17:00 PST |
