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Artamnesia

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About Me

I want to draw a picture of every shoe I can remember ever having worn - in chronological order. I want to make a web site with tips and tutorials for PhotoShop filters that don't exist. My every waking moment (well, sleeping, too it seems) is accompanied by a soundtrack spun by the DJ in my brain.

I spend more time on Flickr than MySpace. http://www.flickr.com/photos/artamnesia/

My Interests

Animals. Documentaries. Grisly crimes. Art and photography. Empty buildings. Details. Cuteness. Kitsch. Things that people miss. Lost things. Big things right out there in the open. Things that make you want to laugh and cry simultaneously. Why don't we all run around flailing our arms and pointing at things...all the time.

I'd like to meet:

Someone old and confused with $70,000 they're itchin' to give away.

Music:

Currently on my Napster playlist:Eagles of Death Metal, Strokes, Bulgarian Voices, Echo and the Bunny men, Franz Ferdinand, Lush, Raveonettes, Walkmen, X, Billy Bragg, Bjork, Morrisey, Clinic, Johnny Mathis, Beck, Ramones, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, White Stripes, Kristin Hersch, Pedro the Lion, Nerf Herder, The Motels, The Replacements, Ash, Eels, Beastie Boys, Bryan Ferry, The Afghan Whigs, Devo, the Rentals, The Flaming Lips, Sonic Youth, PJ Harvey, Les Savy Fav, The Microphones, Missy Elliott, Plus/Minus, Devo, The Beach Boys...

Movies:

American Movie, Blue Velvet, Wings of Desire, Titticut Follies, Spirited Away, The Third Man, Happiness, My Man Godfrey, Vernon Florida, The Innocents, The Haunting, My Neighbor Totoro, Barton Fink, Boogie Nights, Suspiria, American Beauty, Orphee, Lost Highway.

My Blog

My Love Affair with the Peapod Man

Peapod delivers groceries to my house once a week.  We usually get a Saturday delivery and a tall young guy with long blonde hair is our usual delivery guy.  I call him The Viking even thoug...
Posted by Artamnesia on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST

Do ya, do ya want Mr. Bluesky?

Something has happened. I've become obsessively finding and playing ELO songs on Napster. Layers and layers of vocals, gummi-bear guitar chords, cowbell, strings, samples of marching bands, big d...
Posted by Artamnesia on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:27:00 PST

Merry Low Self Esteem Christmas!

Messages transcribed from some Christmas chocolate wrappers: I was just a little naughty.But I was good yesterday.Define good.But it wasn't my fault.I'd love a new bike.But I can explain.I promise to ...
Posted by Artamnesia on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:39:00 PST

all is calm

c: coolA: but whateverA: all is wellA: all is calmA: bright etcc: alls quiet on the western frontc: but don't ask about the eastern frontc: or the backc: :)A: or where they all meet in the middleA: be...
Posted by Artamnesia on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 11:53:00 PST

The Colors are Delicious

A: i was supposed to match the color of the font to the blue of the header 'if possible'. If not, make it black.A: It's impossible I tell you!A: That blue is not of this world!m: ham: six numbers and/...
Posted by Artamnesia on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:48:00 PST

Three-Way Meat Exchange

Why would any legitimate business need to meet in a vacant lot?  Every morning on the way to work, I pass a vacant lot where three meat vans are parked, backed up in a group with their back doors...
Posted by Artamnesia on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:38:00 PST

Chicken Noodle Sangwich

This is my original recipe for a Chicken Noodle Sangwich: 1 bowl chicken noodle soup2 slices breadSpoon the solid contents (chicken, noodles, etc.) between the slices of bread. Retain the broth in the...
Posted by Artamnesia on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 12:09:00 PST

I am not arguing that with you!

I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? Harry. Yeah,Harry. But can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with y...
Posted by Artamnesia on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 05:52:00 PST

Toxified

Like, "Dude, that design is totally toxified!" or like, "Shit man, your fucking face is toxified." additionally, one could also say.... "What the hell?! I checked out my shit today...
Posted by Artamnesia on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:33:00 PST