chester

i was born in las vegas. i was raised by a tribe of tap dancers. i used to sit on the roulette table a lot. heh. that's where i got my amazing sense of rhythm. i did some cereal commercials before. i like cereal. i keep it in my pockets to feed to girls. they like that. right now i'm working for a fantasy love date service. i do this thing where you call up, and i go over to your house, and pull off a medieval sex dance on your ass. it's good wages, but the work's pretty intimidating. they intimidate me. they dress up, i just sit there. it usually starts with the rack, then they dress us up like beavers. and then i ususally bite at their ankles then. they pay extra for that. i was in star wars. crickets and squirrels scare me.