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Michael...

I am here for Friends

About Me

IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE AS TO WHY. I WON'T ADD PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST TRYING TO BUMP UP THEIR FRIEND NUMBERS.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steve Jobs so I can smack him upside the head with a baseball bat for selling overpriced crap to stupid consumers who somehow think a phone that makes calls, sends texts, takes pictures, plays MP3's, and accesses the internet is a new technology.

See also: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

See also: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant

Music:

Currently listening to: All the music in my Zune

Top Favorites: Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Elliott Smith, Saves the Day, and the Gorillaz

Movies:

Top 2: Fight Club and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:

Heroes, Chuck, Dexter, Scrubs, Monk, Six Feet Under, Home Movies, The Boondocks, Futurama, Invader Zim, Little Britain

Books:

Neverwhere, Anansi Boys, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter, JTHM, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Heroes:

Richard James Inventor of the Slinky. Anyone who can sell springs to children is my hero.

My Blog

I'm the Joker!

I'm the Joker! HaHAhAhahAHaHAha!.....
Posted by Michael... on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:28:00 PST

Vacation

I'm leaving for Florida tomorrow and will be gone for a week.  I want you all to try not to miss me too much and try not to kill each other. P.S.: If my plane should happen to go down, as they so...
Posted by Michael... on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:47:00 PST

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You are not your 50" Samsung DLP, you are not your X-Box 360, you are not your collection of over 300 DVD's, you are not your metal case full of CD's, you are not your shitty car, you are not your use...
Posted by Michael... on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:11:00 PST

Chiller was awesome and I will kill you all...

Your blood will flow, the streets will run red and the few survivors I allow to exist will come to call me their lord...oh and the Chiller Convention was awesome.  I met George A. Romero, Betsy (...
Posted by Michael... on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 07:09:00 PST

Meeting my God

Bruce Campbell just wrote a new book entitled, Making Love the Bruce Campbell Way.  He's doing a book signing tour and next week he's going to be in New York.  I'm of course going and will a...
Posted by Michael... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

From a Good Person

Time You despicable wretch! Not satiated with slowly deteriorating physical form You must now play the very game of fate To be so close and yet so far By no fault of my own I am shared and bon...
Posted by Michael... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A New Poem By Me

Beat blasphemous vessel Quickening in rate and pulse With every glance of jaded eyes Emotion driven to the brink Where lust and longing Break the bond of logics grasp While every silken sway ...
Posted by Michael... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The jabberwocky

JABBERWOCKY Lewis Carroll (from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872) `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogove...
Posted by Michael... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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MAD SEASON I feel stupid - but I know it won't last for long I've been guessing- I coulda been guessin' wrong You don't know me now I kinda thought that you should somehow Does that whole mad s...
Posted by Michael... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah, that sounds about right

You're NNY! You homicidal maniac, you. You arehorribly deranged, not to mention suicidal andhomicidal. It's ok though, most of yourproblems derived from the fact that you were awaste lock for all the ...
Posted by Michael... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST