no one.
ive found someone who:
1. understands why any form of media with "101 things", "removed from", and "human body" in the title needs my full, undivided attention.
2. agrees that herpes and horseback
riding are like new jersey and you: perfect together.
3. has an awkward appreciation for body abnormalities and isnt afraid to point one out to me. in public.
4. has actually been with a woman without having to give his credit card number.