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Jason Akira Somma

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About Me

NTSC uncompressed standard defintion, efficient, subtle malalignment of sacral illiac do to lordosis, slight pronation of right foot when walking, tight bicipial femoris causing tilt of pelvic crest flattening lordotic curve, powerful extensors enabling high jumping capabilities, but causing somewhat limited mobility of hip flexors (but makes for nice glutes, see pics). Voluptous....no! Beautiful Occipital Protuberance, well groomed oral groove, periodic agitated kidney causing metabolic by-products and non-essential molecules to solidify and form stones, and uncomPResssss452y.... ..... ..... ..... (error in syntax) Below is a video I directed for the wonderful Lauren Hoffman.
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests

Tipid Angloids and Androconious Flabagongs...and Parahelic Triangles

I'd like to meet:

The euclid apparation of a fore thought caught in the intersect of time. That or the Super String Theory in the shape of Cate Blanchett.THIS IS THE PREVIEW OF MY NEXT FILM "VOODOO JUICE!!!" Starring the infamous Michael Isaacs and Niklas Moller.Here is the Xiu Xiu Redux Version. This was a happy accident.

Music:

LeSony'r Ra

Heroes:

Debrah Zane

My Blog

I am a Pretty Boi Dyke

You scored as The Pretty-Boi Dyke. You can be a bit cocky at times and ever the heartbreaker, but no one knows that you're really just looking for true love.The Pretty-Boi Dyke60%The Femme Fatale55%T...
Posted by Jason Akira Somma on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

What bitch!

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/14/arts/dance/14hawo.html?_r= 1&n=Top%2fReference%2fTimes%20Topics%2fPeople%2fD%2fDunning% 2c%20Jennifer&oref=login
Posted by Jason Akira Somma on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 09:59:00 PST

Drunken Tales of Lies We Seek

Dogs tear at throatsIn the mid rampant sputteredStreets of drunken massThat blind themselves From unwarranted Sexual proclivitiesWe hide not in the wildBut shame behind wood panelsAnd empty glasses he...
Posted by Jason Akira Somma on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:30:00 PST

Gentleman alone

The young fairies and the horny muchachas, The big fat widows delirious from insomnia, The young wives thirty hours' pregnant, And the hoarse tomcats that cross my garden at night, Like a coll...
Posted by Jason Akira Somma on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 08:08:00 PST

A Rogue State

In the light of the fact on the lone and level sand stretch far away in the heat of the action in the settled dust hold hold and sway in the meeting of minds down in the streets of shame...
Posted by Jason Akira Somma on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 09:33:00 PST

Defamation of the American Social Contract

The United States is a nation at war, gas tops $3 a gallon deficits will amount to $5 Trillion over the next decade. Faced with that, society asks everything from the military and nothing from us bu...
Posted by Jason Akira Somma on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:50:00 PST

The Do's and Don'ts of Myspace.

The Dos and Donts of Myspace. 1) Do not talk about myspace when in public. Its embarrassing to your friends and it makes you look like you jerk off to pregnant anime pics. 2) GIR...
Posted by Jason Akira Somma on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:40:00 PST

A new era of slime...

Our's is a world grown paralyzed with introspection and constipated by delicate mental meals. No one wants a brutal exposure that will shake and vitalize the current of blood within our substantia...
Posted by Jason Akira Somma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Truth And Beauty

Truth and Beauty In the days gone by, truth was defined by the cycle of life, beauty by its diversity. Once upon a time, this world and its dreaming counterpart were...
Posted by Jason Akira Somma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sanctioning Art In The Face of Turmoil

Sanctioning Art in the Face of Turmoil Whether or not life is worth living does not interest me. The fact remains that we are given time and it is our duty to choose and make use of what time we...
Posted by Jason Akira Somma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST