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I don't want to be the center of my own world

About Me

Waking Jones
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"when it comes to funk....

..... i am a junky"

Well, should I get married, should I be good, should I astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and my faustushood and not take her to movies but to cemeteries and tell her stories of werewolf tongues and four clarinets...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

answer 1. call me egocentric, but i want to meet either a more fucked up, or better adjusted version of myself. Both will do. Or neither. In the case of being more fucked up i request silly amounts of dark makeup and interesting piercing or tatoos. In the other direction i request order and responsibility but it must be coupled with interesting nightware. In the case of neither the above guidlnes maybe disregarded or embraced as the situation may require.

answer 2. desire is the cause of suffering and therefor i will vow to never want to meet anyone else again for as long as i shall live and especially even afterwards. This, no matter what you may think, has little or nothing to do with masturbation.

answer 5. The person that would be created if you combined all my friends into one person but somehow was able to leave out all the neurosis, emotional scars, body oder and innability to make plans in less than 5 phone calls.

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My Blog

Don't fear the reaper

It is with a sorrow filled heart that I address you, my friends, my lovers, my well wishers (in that you don't wish me any specific ill will), my vague acquaintances with the most flimsy of pretexts f...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:56:00 GMT

there's nothing you and i won't do

i used to have an expression for when the kiss reaches throught the body like a wet paintbrush, leaving every inch it passes tinged with that particular flavor. we called it a ping. you could get kiss...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:24:00 GMT

you say...go slow...or fall behind

'Yes i know i know', i respond to you, the salivating masses, 'what has become of your semi-consistant mono-tribes chronicalling your not-quite wildly interesting adventures' you beg of me (possibly a...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jan 2005 06:53:00 GMT

and i can't fight this feelin' anymore

Being 25. today I am 25. I haven't washed the sheets or blankets on my bed in longer than i can remember and the other night i ate ice cream for dinner. And breakfast. So far, I have refused t...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Dec 2004 07:30:00 GMT

You better run, you better take cover

(thank you Men At Work for bettering my life with your contribution of 'land down under'- a tune that has brought me much joy in recent, as well as far reaching, history) this will be a downer. Look, ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Nov 2004 09:10:00 GMT

That's great it starts with an birds, snakes, an air-o-plane

>After months of wrangling, lawmakers also restricted the "Hummer tax >break," which gave small-business owners as well as many doctors and >lawyers the ability to write off up to $100,000 of the ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Oct 2004 10:05:00 GMT

And you might ask yourself, how did i get here

Those of you who don't know me personally or intimately (i.e. those folks on my page who don't read these silly entries anyway) should know that the outgoing message on my voice mail is pirated from o...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Oct 2004 07:40:00 GMT

when i was walkin' in memphis

Something possibly more important than girls and my sex life has just happened to me. Hard to believe I know. For the first time in my entire life I am truly reading on my bed and listening to Bo...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jul 2004 09:43:00 GMT

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind

At this moment i am surfing on a wave of almost intolerable self satisfaction. You know that feeling you get when your life has crumbled and shattered into pieces never to be assembled again and you...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jul 2004 13:10:00 GMT

Muuuney for nuthin

because i'm feeling particularly manic this morning, here's a change of pace. if you're not liking it at first, keep going and if you're still dissapointed by the end, i promise to commit rituatual s...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jun 2004 07:32:00 GMT