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Keli

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I was born in the desert to a Hawaiian man and his foxy haole wife, learned to waterski and ride a dirtbike before I tried on a pretty dress...Faddah needed to get back home, so came home to the big island, and have found deep roots here, in the ocean, the land and na po'e kahiko Hawaii. Somewhere along the way, found a love for the written word (must be the Irish in me...I like dark beer too) and a well-cut dress. I know...I'm a constant pardox, choosing tiny dresses and skate shoes, slide-tackles and glittery lipgloss (oh yah, spent more than half of my life playing soccer...but surfing took over, and I have since deteriorated into a weak player...but my surfing has improved) baking cookies and standing up for my rights as a woman. I love to find the balance, I love to search for it, find it, lose it, search again and achieve harmony...it's a lot like waveriding, or sailing canoes (which changed my life...mahalo Makali'i, Uncle Clay and Uncle Chad and everyone else). I love my family, My grandmother is the picture of what I hope to be, my mama has impeccable style and the best laugh this side of the mississippi, my faddah passed on a smooth surfing style and the ideal of goodwill, my braddah is a rat, a writer, a surfer, a fimmaker, a musician, a philosopher, coffee connoisseur. Keo is my chosen family, my favorite, my toughest audience, my personal comedian, and smartest, best person I know. And then there's everyone else who amaze me daily.

My Interests

Keeping the beach and ocean clean, surfing, Hawaiian history and culture, fashion design, socio-political conversations, running, self-employment and world travel.

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama and Paula Fuga.

Music:

The Specials, Banned From Kona, Arena Productions, Pepper, Dancehall Crashers, NoFx, Rachel Yamagata, Jack Johnson, Kaleo(he's good alone too..), Operation Ivy, Violent Femmmes, the Descendents, Britney Spears (I know...i'm sorry), Outkast, Slick Rick, Scribe, No Doubt and Gwenalone, Fiona Apple, Makaha Sons, Bruddah Iz, Ciara, Me First and the GimmeGimmes, Missy Elliott, Modest Mouse, Erin McKeon, Tiffany Brown.

Movies:

5th Symphony, Sixteen Candles, Ferris, A Common Thread, Seasons, The Blueprint, Searching for the Haj, Down with Love, Empire Strikes Back, Footloose, Old School, Zoolander, School of Rock, Empire Records, Rolling Thunder, Big Wednesday. And Wedding Crashers, Walk the Line

Television:

Arrested Development and My So-Called Life are the only two things I've watched ...the rest numbs my brain.

Books:

A wrinkle in Time, Ishmael, Lamb, Atlas Shrugged, Fragments of Hawaiian History, We Approach Our Martinis with such High Expectations, Dharma Bums, The Fountainhead, 1984, Brave New World, From a Native Daughter, Voyaging Chiefs of Hawaii, Honopui, and the book I'm currently writing with Krista.

Heroes:

Rell Sunn, Oprah, Tiffany Brown, Bea Gonzales, Chad Campbell, Greg Noll, Cori Schumacher, Keo Bloss, Coco Chanel, Gwen, Mom & Dad, Nainoa Thompson, Ka'iulani Murphy