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FUCK WORLD PEACE I WANT A PONY

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About Me

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Hi, my name is Morgan. In my last year of regular highschool. I'm going to cosmetology school next year so I don't have to do any jobs in college that involve the handeling of hamburger. I plan to go to college for fashion design at FIT or Pratt. I'm really, really awful at bios. I guess I just don't know how to write about myself, which is just terribly ironic since I looove to talk about ME! ME! ME! Sorry, I just needed to fill the space. If you want to know anything of any sort of actual substance about me just IM me at MGlinesAtelier. -Morgan
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Name: Morgan
Birthday: September 4th
Birthplace: Bridgeport CT
Current Location: Montpelier VT
Eye Color: Deep Navy
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'4" aka. TALL.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Well, I write with my right hand.
Your Heritage: Random European
The Shoes You Wore Today: Coach Sneakers
Your Weakness: Shoes. Or cute guys. Whichever.
Your Fears: Birkenstocks? Crocks? Polyester?
Your Perfect Pizza: Olive oil, parmesean and garlic without sauce.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Where to start.... Shallow goal? Buy something from Gucci.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Rofl.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't "think" until I've had my coffee.
Your Best Physical Feature: Collar bones.
Your Bedtime: 12:00
Your Most Missed Memory: Being able to amuse myself endlessly with cheap toys. lol.
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ummm, ew?
Single or Group Dates: Either one. I don't really care that much. I guess single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino. One of my weaknesses.
Do you Smoke: Meh.
Do you Swear: Like a sailor.
Do you Sing: Obsessively.
Do you Shower Daily: Ummm, duh. Daily.
Have you Been in Love: Gross question, next!
Do you want to go to College: Of course.
Do you want to get Married: Someday....
Do you belive in yourself: More or less.
Do you get Motion Sickness: More than I'd like to admit to.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm attractive enough. I'm entirely unphotogenic though.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a calories freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: Mom better than dad. What can I say? I'm a gay boy.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Frankly, I'm not that enthralled with wheather.
Do you play an Instrument: Not unless you count a sewing machine.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Sure.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: It's my sanctuary.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I'm not particularly fond of Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I adore vegetarian Sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't really know... Not good.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I don't do that. They make cute swimsuits for a reason.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't steal.
Ever been Drunk: I try not to get drunk. After trying to sew french seams with a hangover I try not to get drunk.
Ever been called a Tease: Not really. I'm too bitchy and dry usually.
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no. I can hold my own thank you.
Ever Shoplifted: No. It's just wrong.
How do you want to Die: Dramatically.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Be the head designer for Jean Paul Gaulter. Dream big, no?
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: In a perfect world? Taller than I am. In reality? I don't really care that much.
Weight: Average. I don't like thin or muscular guys.
Best Clothing Style: On me? I can wear almost anything, but it has to be well fitted or I'll swim in it.
Number of Drugs I have taken: One...
Number of CDs I own: Madonna or otherwise?
Number of Piercings: One, ear.
Number of Tattoos: None, but I plan to get a shooting star over my hip bone at some point.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many.
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My Interests

Sewing, Mostly eveningwear.

Singing, VIVA ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER!
Barbie Collecting, Vintage, and BFMC. Expensive, nice Barbies not the ones from WalMart
Drawing, Well, abusing my minimal artistic tallent really...
Dancing, "You are the dancing queen, young and sweet..."
Cooking, Deserts, or breakfast. wink.wink. Sorry. :)You are 54% from Vermont! You probably like skiing, Ben & Jerry's, and Cabot cheese, but you weren't born in Vermont. You came to Vermont as a tourist and thought it would be cute to live there. The real Vermonters tolerate you, but they don't like you.

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I'd like to meet:

Well any of my heroes would be fun to meet. Or just a tall gay guy with dark hair and eyes who makes he swoon as I wrack my brain for creative things to say. Maybe a rich lover who is my size and has great taste. Oops, that was really shallow wasn't it? Just don't tell my BF and everything will be ok.

Music:

Aqua- "Life in Plastic, it's fantastic!" I'm the quintessencial Barbie girl, well sort of...
Cher- "Take me home..." Teeheehee... I love Cher. BTW. Nobody's allowed to mention her age arround me. "The stars are ageless..." Yet another Norma Desmond moment.
Madonna- Material Girl. Boy Toy. God I relate to her. Oh, who can forget, "strike a pose!"
Andrew Lloyd Webber- "Midniiiiiight! Not a sound form the pavement! Has the moon lost her memory?"
Barbra Streisand- "Life's a bed of roses, squirting perfume on me!" LOVE Funny Lady.
Abba- "Gimmie! Gimmie! Gimmie a man after midnigh..." Need I say more?
Avenue Q- "Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!" It cracks me up to no end. I love Christmas Eve.

Movies:

Sunset Boulevard, Breakfast a Tiffany's,The Way We Were, A Streetcar Named Desire, Moulin Rouge, Cleopatra, Clueless, Head in the Clouds, Funny Girl, Funny Lady, Gone With the Wind,Vanity Fair, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Evita, and Phantom of the Opera, I just love cinema. It is TOTALLY an art form. Well, most of the mainstream shit now, but some people say that about art in general.

Television:

Oh god, I love Sex and the City. I'm like an amalgam of all of them. But mostly Carrie. My shoes are sorted by color. Charlotte bothers me. A lot. Will and Grace is FABOULOUS! (but find one gay guy's profile that doesn't say that.) Everyone says I'm going to grow up to be Karen. Well, male Karen. I can't really say that's not true. I can watch endless hours of What Not To Wear. Clinton is so hot, and my size . well, I'm one size smaller, but that's what tailors are for. I want to go out with him have him take me home then while he's sleeping, I'll raid his closet. Or just mary him. I really don't watch too much TV. I mostly watch old movies.

Books:

Ok, I don't read too many books. I read Vogue, Harpar's, W, Elle, Out, and Insight every month. So, it's not that I don't read, as I said I just don't read "books." Some of my favorite books that I read between mags that I loved would be: The Shoppaholic Series. I am Becky. Well, not technically, but you know what I mean.Memoirs of a Geisha. Just beautiful. I'd say "compelling" but it sounds like I read it of the back of the jacket.The Velvet Rage. So I like self help books. You got a problem with that?I love the books the Met puts out on designers. I've bought a bunch. Everyone thinks I just look at the pictures. I read them too. Sometimes.I also read sewing books. I own more than i can count. Pretty people don't do math. (Countion is a branch of mathematics called "discreet mathematics.")

Heroes:

Madonna (she's my muse) ,Diana Vreeland, Fanny Brice, Bette Davis, Bettie Page, Dita Von Teese (She's my second muse.) Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, Christian Dior,Thierry Mugler, Jean Paul Gaultier, Coco Chanel, Sarah Jessica Parker, Marlene Dietrich, Edith Head, Bob Mackie, Cher, Anything Glittery, possibly Satan... width="425" height="350" ....