1967. The Year of The Chernikoff. Billy-Bob is born to Hungarian semi-legal immigrant Buteas Chernikoff, devoted husband, orthordox jew and ok woodsman. Oh, yes, also born to a cabaret performer, Virusea, of unknown surname and gender.
After Virusea left him, Buteas fell into a landside of alcohol, drugs and buffalo wings without hot sauce. Billy-Bob was the target of severe beatings. He yelled, and kicked, and yelled and next door neighbors could hear him from 5 miles away. Thanks to those endless moanings Billy-Bob developed a unique singing style which critics at the Wyoming Fire Department described as "a bluesy-country combo of yodeling shit".
In 1984, working in The Big Piney Loco Rancho, Billy-Bob meets a working mate named Larry the Mule, who is in fact a mule. Larry would take Billy-Bob to Karaoke nights at the cantina every wednesday night. It was there that the sweet rantings of Chernikoff enamoured a drunk contemporary at the bar, former producer Ray "Gun" McArtaugh of Mad Dog McMullen and The Slappin’ Hands fame. Billy-Bob’s cover version of "Choop Choop Song" instantly drew Ray back into his stardom years. At the time, Ray Gun was making a living out of collecting quarters from under the jukebox. This meant a time for the inevitable comeback.
Immediately, Ray stopped groping the fat waitress and walked backstage to meet adn greet what he knew would be the voice of his next big project. After a crappy live performance and too many nights of Jack Daniel’s procrastination, Billy-Bob, Ray and the mule take their first demo to Richard "Dick" Giant at Big Piney’s own Flatulence Records. The label signed the band to a one-album
(or first death-by-a-strayed-bullet) contract.
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