Not so unlike the band Starship, this band suffered many changes throughout the years, man. It all started in our hometown Butte, Montana. Yeah, might as well be called Buttehole, Montana, man. One day in 1984, my buddy from high-school, Randall Alvarez a.k.a "Randy Balls" and I were smoking weed all day every day and so one day we were like: "Hey, man, we should stop doing drugs and start a band, so we can express our midwest suburban angst, man." "Yeah, so we can become rich, man". "Yeah, man, so rich we could buy all the dope we want". "Yeah". And so we started this band without even knowing how to play any instruments, man. We started playing gigs at saloons and other shitholes in town as The Ovula-Teen Gang, later to be known as The Buffalo Brothers, to finally reach state stardom as We Love To Fornicate Buffalos.In 1989 we won the "Butte Musical Society Award" for "Best Country Progressive/Experimental Shit Record" for our eponymous album. The album did good in sales, but some fuckin' ambientalists made a huge deal about the zoophilic cover so they had to pull it off all record stores, man.In 2003, me and Randy had a big dispute over our fifth record, man. I said: ""We should move on to something new instead of just re-mixing horny buffalo sounds, man". No, man, we stick to the formula. Fornicating Buffalos and beats. Don't try to be experimental, man". "But Randy, we are an experimental band." "Yeah, but fuck you."...And so the band parted ways, man. Randy kept on touring as Randy Balls & The Perverted; I travelled to my parents' native Scandinavia and formed a spin-off band with ex-Tyrol choir children, Emilia and Benny, and named the project We Love To Fornicate Sheep.Enjoy, man.
