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About Me

i've said it before, and i'll reiterate now: i have the greatest friends in the world! really, you guys are incredible.
describing an episode of law and order in full detail is not telling a story.
i *truly* wish this would turn into a training montage from an 80's movie.


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5 parts ambition
3 parts beauty
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Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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You like the brave and heroic kind and who doesn't? You would switch places with Zelda anyday.

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My Interests

"there's nothing worse than a missed opportunity."
--lex luthor

I'd like to meet:

a vampire. if you are a vampire, please contact me. and people who can make the wookiee sound are pretty rad. and i'd like to meet cool people--girls who are chill and guys who don't hit girls. and this guy(The Human Disco Ball):

and this guy:

Music:

soundtrack 80s, electro"*", indie and some lo fi, britpop, drumnbass, idm, goth and industrial, good stuff: the cure, the pixies, suede(thank you katie), the smiths, pulp(yeah, katie's the coolest), depeche mode, bowiebowiebowie, elliott smith, rumbleseat(thank you fargo), the detroit cobras(thank you richard), iron and wine, metric, broken social scene, the notwist, american analog set(thank you nat-o), the reindeer section(fargo, you know me too well), the weakerthans(thank you ben), built to spill(thank you weston), belle and sebastian, the faint, mineral, karate, pavement, dinosaur jr, sonic youth, cursive(thank you jared), hothotheat, mates of state(again, the jrod), joy division, nick cave and the bad seeds, the international noise conspiracy, sisters of mercy, the mission (uk), switchblade symphony, kmfdm, my life with the thrill kill kult, nin, funker vogt, vnv nation, ima robot, orbital, dntel, portishead, hooverphonic, peaches, scissor sisters, chromeo, cut copy, fischerspooner, mount sims, tracy + the plastics, miss kittin, rjd2, squarepusher, plaid, dieselboy, roni size, dat politics, boards of canada, air, kraftwerk, chicks on speed...

Movies:

ontheidiotbox #1 movie of all time is cry-baby. i like the brat pack movies. all of them. over and over again. um, i tend to like football movies. not quite sure why. love the bond flicks... dead alive, undead, land of the dead, dawn of the dead, the stand, s.f.w., 28 days later, donnie darko, rocky horror, vampire hunter d, buffy the vampire slayer, howard the duck, jacob's ladder, the x-men trilogy, the house of yes, unico, starwarsstarwarsstarwars, the neverending story, she's all that(for the dance scene, if nothing else...), 13 going on 30(they all do the dance to "thriller"!!), harold and maude, whale rider, the usual suspects,lady in the water, gregg araki's "teenage apocalypse trilolgy"(doom generation, nowhere, totally fucked up), gregg araki flicks in general (mysterious skin was pretty cool, and it had michelle trachtenberg who played buffy's little sister in BtVS) speaking of which, i like to watch stuff after it's aired on tv, like buffy, angel, and smallville. i liked jericho, (ooo!)and arrested development. sometimes i like the office, and it's always sunny in philadelphia is pretty funny. robot chicken is always good. spaceghostcoasttocoast is simply great. i used to really dig watching law and order(regular and svu) and csi(original) until it seemed like i'd already seen every episode that came on tv. i liked the short-lived series wonderfalls, and i like the series weeds. sci-fi channel series are usually pretty all right. the end.

Television:

quotable "nothing says vampire slaying like a heroin addiction." "the hardest thing in this world is to live in it." "i hurt where i can't feel; i feel where i can't hurt." "i can't get that sound you make out of my head. i can't even figure out what's making it. no one else around even seems to be noticing. it's only small enough for me." "...cos real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep." "maybe someday the lies we've led around will crawl under our beds and sleep off the years..." "if you know me so well, then tell me which hand i use." "...i'm unconsoled, i'm lonely, i am so much better than i used to be... rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony... in love with love and lousy poetry..." ...why do i still see you in every mirrored window; in all that i could never overcome? how i don't know what i should do with my hands when i talk to you; how you don't know where you should look, so you look at my hands... the rhetoric and treason of saying that i'll miss you... of saying, 'hey, well maybe you should stay.'" "...just because i've fallen, i'm not giving up. you're gonna have to break me, and i know you can..."

Books:

inprint catcher in the fucking rye again for the 30 millionth time... the thesaurus...anything by milan kundera or herman hesse...comix...poppy z. brite is a guilty pleasure...anthropological non- fiction and classics, some contemporary... the tao of pooh, the te of piglet...neil gaiman, clive barker...um...

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My Blog

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so, about my trip... of course it was awesome. here are some details.wed: arrived at night, went home and hung out. kept it chill. drank some beer. katie and mik's iranian/german friend from bei...
Posted by retard fast ninja helmet on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:02:00 PST

my boyfriends:

...and i think that's all of 'em....
Posted by retard fast ninja helmet on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST

electric lights on an empty stage

(and in that traitorous dream he was wearing blue and saved me from a physical place we'd both been. water rushing and when i woke, i felt like i'd known him forever. i sang a song about him being ...
Posted by retard fast ninja helmet on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:33:00 PST

i may be coming to a city near you!

yesterday, i received a delightful email and i will repost the important part here:Hello, this is Ticketmaster Customer Service with an important alert for your upcoming event. The Cure scheduled at R...
Posted by retard fast ninja helmet on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:23:00 PST

the cure session

...and you may be next!...
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*ouch*!!
Posted by retard fast ninja helmet on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

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i.am.not.psychic....
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baby cos i'm a g

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Posted by retard fast ninja helmet on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

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