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Monk, Pre-Emo Punk Rock Dad

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About Me

I tried to live out the American Dream; wife, kids, house and good paying union job. But it didn't work out. Long story short, I'm here in Kansas and she's in Texas with the kids. I miss my kids. I'm always in need of a friend and a beer. If you can offer either one, I'd be grateful.
************************************************************ *I'm your worn in leather jacket.
I'm the volume in your fucked up teenage band.
A pack of smokes and a six pack.
I'm the dreams you had walking down the railroad tracks.
You and Me.
I'm your first taste of romance.
I'm your first broken heart on a Saturday night.
Guys like us ain't got no chance.
But I'm the thing that keeps you and me alive.
But not forever.
So take me down the road.
take me to the show.
its something to believe in.
that no one else knows.
but don't take me granted.
I'm the blood on your guitar.
I'm that wave you caught back in 1975.
I'm as strong as a thousand armies.
I'm as soft as pedal on a long stem rose.
I am love.
So take me down the road.
take me to the show.
its something to believe in.
that no one else knows.
but don't take me granted.
I'm with you when you're born.
You can take me when you die.
With all the reasons why.
But don't take me for granted.
************************************************************ * I'm probably the most extroverted introvert you've ever met. I've been into punk rock since I was 14. I wish I was stronger than I am. Every time I see a star out in the night sky, I make a wish. My favorite tree is the sycamore. My favorite flower is the daisy. I hate clothes and wear as little as possible as often as possible. I talk to myself. I sing everywhere I go. I snore. I pick my nose. I'm classy. Really.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's got an open mind and is interresting. *Racists, Sexists, Homophobes, and Right Wing Religous Zealots need not apply*

My Blog

Out of the Mouth of Babes

I know it's easy to judge when you only get one side of the story. Especially when it's an extremely biased side. I've been holding my tongue for a long time, trying to keep things civil and be an adu...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:26:00 GMT

Birthday Fund

This year I'm going to do it. I'm really, finally going to do it.I'm going to legally change my name. As a birthday present to me. I've been planning on doing this since I was 18, but something always...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:23:00 GMT

Misadvertures in Lawnmowing

So I was just mowing the lawn on the south side of my house and this incident occured in a matter of seconds:This small brown blur of movement streaked out of patch of grass I was about to mow. At fir...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 12:09:00 GMT

Oi Oi, mother fucker!

So I've lost so much weight that absolutely none of my pants fit me. Even my black jeans which used to be too tight are now so loose that my ass hangs out. So I broke down last week and bought a skinn...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:26:00 GMT

MOre St. Pat's

So I gotta say, I hate walking around in the heat in worn out Doc Martins. My feet are killing me. Thea and Josh are gonna be in town. They're en route as I type this. We're gonna have lunch/dinner w/...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:48:00 GMT

St. Pat's

Soi ist's St Patty's day again. I'm posting a  semi-drunken post. i refuse to use my backspace button so you can see what my typin is liek when I drink. Prolly should have eaten something first,  but ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:51:00 GMT

Noodles and Tarot Cards

Tonight, Camille and I are having my mama and sister as well as Camille's mama and sister over for dinner. Camille's mom is going to read everyone's tarot. She is spooky accurate. I can't wait to see ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:42:00 GMT

Today I...

Turned in about 6 months worth of aluminum cans at Langley Recycling today, I made 5 bucks. At 25 cents per lbs, that was a shit ton of cans.Spent over $130 to get a package of books, DVDS, games and ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:32:00 GMT

The Game of Life(stolen from the Panderers)

From: The PanderersDate: Dec 25, 2008 12:59 AMOk, I played the board game "Life" by Milton-Bradley tonight, and upon rediscovering the rules, the people that thought this thing up were really some ins...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:00:00 GMT

X-Mas w/ the Vandals

I HATE  x-mas music. So here's the only x-mas music I can tolerate. Enjoy.The Vandals-"My First X-Mas as a Woman" Ramones-"Merry Christmas" Bad Feligion-"Silent Night" ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:57:00 GMT