Steven

Please Read! Why is it that people decorate their myspace page with all sorts of surveys, backgrounds, and other irritating eye candy? Did it every occur to you guys that a primary concern of a web site should be how easy it is on the eye?? How am I suppose to browse your myspace and learn something about you in your all too clever 'About me:' section if I can not read the text due to the 'cool background' you have set? Think about it people.I am not trying to be condescending, but I am trying to clue you guys in. It's ugly. Stop doing it for your own sake. I know you may feel it adds a touch of your personality to your page, but come on, it's myspace.With that said, check out this really sweet picture. Isn't it sooooooooo funny?!?!
Quotes from me and people I know....
#L.P. back in the day when Hanson got huge and were playing on MTV: "The drummer is hooooottttttt!" People repeatedly asked if he really thought so, and he reassured us yes.
#Five minutes after a heated debate about the driving skills of women, with a woman who despises any male chauvinistic talk whatsoever...
Me: So you believe that women should be allowed to vote?!?
Well, she clenched her fist and got ready to punch me, but I wasn't worried, she probably punches like a girl.
#"i'll buy you the next drink I see you at" -unknown presently
#Mike H. shared an experience he had at Summercamp: "At sunrise on saurday morning, approaching from the distance was a man having trouble walking. as he became visible, you could tell by the look on his face that he was struggling to stand. he carried 4 old style tall boys. one of which was opened. he then looked at me as if he had something very sad and serious for me to know and proceeded to say, "all i have is beer and untied shoelaces," and continued to walk away. i noticed that both of his shoes were in fact untied as he left our company.
#Quote from The Office(U.K. version, the only one worth watching)
“If you’re so clever, what am I thinking now?”
“You’re thinking how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro.”
“No.”
“You’re thinking if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes.”
“No. And you can’t”
“What are you thinking Gareth?”
“I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.”
#Big Mike: "So how did the interview go?" Tim: "I think it went well, but what do I know, I was fucking wasted."
#Roy:"That chick totally wanted my nuts, did you see how she kept coming back to our table to talk with us?" R. Dillon:"Roy, that was our waitress! It was her job to talk to us."
#"That's a nice dog, it's all fluffy and stuff, did you give it a bath? Is it french?" Me in a intoxicated conversation.
#"Though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...and though you may sense our lives are somewhat comparable...I simply am not there" -P. Bateman, AP
#In regards to a piece of thread hanging from Daniel's shorts... Lyndy: "Danny, what's that hanging between your legs?" Matt: "Nothing"
#"Where's my hog?!" L.F. frantically looking for his 'date' at his house, while she was standing behind him
#Georgie hasn't even figured out the United States, what the fuck is he doing in Europe?? --Many people
In 90 degree weather: #"Why don't we freeze the backyard now, so we can play ice hockey??" Sean Dillon
#Funk was hungover and completely unaware of what concert they were selling tickets for at the U of Iowa box office. It was for the Kenny Chesney show, and people were crowded all outside of the box office, waiting desperately to hear there name. Funk looks at the first ticket envelope, sees a name, and says.... "Kenny Chesney, your tickets are ready" Brian Funk provided by M.H, leo F says.....: " i'm going to be that weird white guy in his 40's that lives in a mexican nieighborhood in a little shack. i'll come home from my shit job everyday, eat a can of spaghettios, jerk off thinking about some mexican teenager i saw at work, and go to bed. "