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About Me

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I have a VERY dry sense of humor (can you handle it?) but I'm openminded, easygoing, funloving, loyal, and VERY independent! Although I may play the stupid girl on TV, I have a hunger for intellectual stimulation! I am quite abrasive and offensive...my mouth is worse than a sailor's!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who "get" a dry sense of humor....people who can teach me a thing or two....les gens qui parlent francais....quirky people

Music:

Stellastarr, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Silver Jews, Cat Stevens, John Mayer, Madonna, Jethro Tull, Jamiroquai, Barry White, Air, Outkast, ABBA, Kanye West, Counting Crows, Miles Davis, Jem...

Movies:

CLUE, Dirty Dancing, Breakfast Club, Die Hard, Road Trip, Virgin Suicides, High Fidelity, Kissing Jessica Stein, Big Fish, Playing by Heart, Teen Witch, Saved, 9 to 5, Grease, Chances Are, The Princess Bride, Total Recall, XXX, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Kill Bill 1&2, The Italian Job, The Whole 9 Yards

Television:

All My Children, CSI, Reno 911, Las Vegas, The Price is Right, Peoples Court, South Park, Family Guy, Absolutely Fabulous, Law & Order, American Justice, Buy Me

SNL Top Model skit

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Books:

A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Four Agreements, Sybil, Many Lives Many Masters, poetry by Robert Frost, short stories by Edgar Allan Poe and Ernest Hemingway

My Blog

it finally happened...

got an email from my boss (owner of the company) sunday night: I'd like to meet with you tomorrow. Would 11 in Winnetka or 1:00 at 737 Michigan be better? of course my mind is reeling...what doe...
Posted by His Coy Mistress on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:24:00 PST

unbreak my heart

About 7 years ago, I wrote a research paper on Lasik surgery. I was interested in it and wanted to know everything there was to know (i.e. wait until you're at least 26 years old and your eyes s...
Posted by His Coy Mistress on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:18:00 PST

TPIR Bitches!

Sunday, April 2nd I forced myself to go to sleep at 8:30pm knowing I would be waking in 5 hours. Somehow I actually woke before the alarm went off and began waking others. Brian, Jeremie, ...
Posted by His Coy Mistress on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

Sweet and Salty should be separate

for those that don't know...sweet and salty should always be separate. i don't want maple syrup with my sausage links or chicken baked with fruit or chocolate covered pretzels. pleas...
Posted by His Coy Mistress on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:52:00 PST

Stranger Than Fiction

Coming to theaters November 10, 2006 Behind the scene photos... ...
Posted by His Coy Mistress on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST

1 day of filming

so if you can't tell from my main photo, i met will ferrell last week. his movie, 'stranger than fiction' (coming out spring 2006), was filming for one day at my condo building last week. ...
Posted by His Coy Mistress on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my tattoo...the story

being a girl and all, i was always a believer in destiny growing up. things happen for a reason...lessons learned, etc. anyway, summer of 1998 was the summer of death for me. i was 19 and had NEVER ex...
Posted by His Coy Mistress on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

reverend mistress

so after learning about a friend of mine who performed a marriage ceremony on a beach in mexico this past weekend, i decided to find out how to become an ordained minister. now don't get me wrong, i ...
Posted by His Coy Mistress on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lincoln Avenue takes me...

EVERYWHERE!
Posted by His Coy Mistress on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big in 04

resolving to stay single&number 2 again&paris in february&toxic&buying a condo/living on my own&hair show&dont feed the models&nino and jessica&photoshoots&making out with boys in bars&fashion shows ...
Posted by His Coy Mistress on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST