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Herbie

About Me

Where do I begin. I was born in a boring farm town West of Des Moines. Soon, some hungover polock rolled up and bought me for $75. Then I spent three years living in Iowa City, tagging every lucky bitch that town had to offer. My partner in crime was Reilly Jerika, but he only tagged other male dogs, he is a catcher. After the Polock graduated, we returned back to Oak Lawn where he is pursuing some fantasy OL gangster lifestyle. I spend my time time here spreading my pure bred seed among these city bitches.When not humping, I am : 1)Chasing Shadows(who doesn't, huh guys?) 2)Watching TV one inch away 3)Herding the little children next door, I think they may be sheep. 4)Licking people.

My Interests

Shadow Chasing, Chashing shadows, following the deflection of light by matter, sluts, and speed balls.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. My mom and dad. That guy who thinks he knows how to talk to dogs.

Music:

Johnny Cash.

Movies:

Collie Bitches gone Wild 1 , 2 & 3

Television:

Yes please, closely.

Heroes:

My cousin Wes. That slap dick goes around pretending to be deaf, so when he does something wrong, he just pretends like he doesn't hear whoever is yelling at him.