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*Mayhem & Liquor*

I'm an alcoholic not a barbie doll so stop with the miniatures please!!, I'm a vertical smile lover!

About Me

Well, lets see. I'm a 22 year old female from the "lovely" Hagerstown, MD. (this town sucks!) I'm 5'3", blue eyes, brown hair. I love beer. ;) More specifically, I love DARK beer. Music is a HUGE part of my life. I listen to anything from The Misfits to The Transplants to Aerosmith. I've been playing the drums for 7years and I love it! I have an unhealthy obsession with the singer P!NK. Love her and everything she's about. I hate organized education; I think it's a joke. I change my hair color just about every other day of the week. Or, when the wind blows North and I don't like anyone badgering me about it. I smoke Camel Lights and I don't wanna hear any shit about that either.... I don't have any kids and I'm really not sure if I want any. I like the idea of being a teacher just simply because at the end of the day you can return the children but my passion is to do hair. I fucking love it. I'm good at it too. That's about it for now. Anything else, I suppose just ask.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jess
Birthday: 04-19-1985
Birthplace: Hagerstown (ICK! HELP ME!!)
Current Location: again... Hagerstown.. ewww
Eye Color: Blue with some yellow (that's right.. I said yellow)
Hair Color: brown for now.. ;)
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty all the way!
Your Heritage: Cracker! lol
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Steve Maddens
Your Weakness: Beer
Your Fears: Stupid people
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not getting arrested! lol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMNIT!!! I gotta piss!
Your Best Physical Feature: My butt
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: I have no Idea.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, baby! Coke sucks!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: eh.. I don't care.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ICK! Neither!
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: what the hell kinda fucking question is this?!?!
Do you Sing: In the car
Do you Shower Daily: hehee yes ;)
Have you Been in Love: I know I've been in love
Do you want to go to College: I am in college
Do you want to get Married: that depends on the government. lol
Do you belive in yourself: I have to
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm pimpin, baby!!!
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: lol... hmmmm.. I TOLERATE my parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: Drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahaaa.. that's an understatement! ;)
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nah.. probation sucks!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I fucking hate the damn mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope.. too many calories
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no. I like it though
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope, but I DO need my own show!!!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: never! aaahahahahahaa!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: well, yea! It's my duty as a citizen! lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: recovering kleptomaniac ;)
Ever been Drunk: again... that's just funny!
Ever been called a Tease: every day
Ever been Beaten up: nope! (bitches)
Ever Shoplifted: Wal Mart is my wonderland!
How do you want to Die: having sex or in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: eh.. I dunno
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany. You all know why ;)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter to me
Favourite Hair Color: I don't care. As long as you have it. lol
Short or Long Hair: whatever you can pull off
Height: eh.. in a chick either the same or just like a little taller. In a guy TALLER!!
Weight: Well, I don't want you to look like you need to eat a sandwich all the time but I don't want you do damn big I'm scared to sleep with you for fear of suffication. lol
Best Clothing Style: Pull it off and I will love it
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 10: (7 between both of my ears) my belly, lip, and tongue
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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My Interests



MUSIC
Beer
Gretchen
Hair
Drums
Indian Food
Tattoos
Piercings
Anything shiney
Shoes

I'd like to meet:

PINK
Rosa Parks
Janis Joplin
Homer Simpson
Elvis
Dennis Leary
Linda Perry
Jack Black
Will Farrow
May West
Jim Morrison
Chris Farley
that guy that decided to put brail on the ATM machines so I can punch him in his mouth. Why would you do that... lol.... WHY?!?!?
Mr.Rogers

I'm looking for people that can keep up with my drinking and weird humor. You have to make me laugh. I've got a very sarcastic and whitty sence of humor so it is very important to me. Trust is a biggie as well. That's pretty much self explanitory. You all know what I'm talking about. No need to waste time on that subject anymore. ****NOTE TO ALL FEMALES*** JUST BECAUSE I'M GAY DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MEAN I WANT YOU!!! If you have a problem with that, no need to apply.

Music:

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PINK (DUH),
Janis Joplin,
Aerosmith
Tiger Army
Atreyu
Aiden
I Am Ghost
Nekromanitx
Me First and The Gimmie Gimmies
Against Me
Anti Flag
Amy Winehouse
Eve
Guns n Roses
The White Stripes
Atmosphere
As I Lay Dying
Pennywise
Danzig
Misfits
Transplants
Horror Pops
Greenday
Cold
Dresden Dolls
Madonna
Marilyn Manson
Mindless Self Indulgence
Lauryn Hill
Mary J. Blidge
AFI
Rehab
Joan Jett and the Black Hearts
Blondie
Tenacious D. (I LOVE Jack Black!!),
Tom Petty
The Cranberries
The Killers
Tracey Chapman
Cradel of Filth
Kittie
*to name a few!* lol
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Movies:

Joe Dirt
American History X
Super Troopers
White Noise
Anchor Man
Seven
Kiss the Girls
Requiem of A Dream
The Game
Beetlejuice ( I love it!)
Edward Scissor Hands (lol)
Dude Where's My Car?
All the American Pies
SLC Punk
Party Monster
American Beauty
Blow
KIDS
Scarface
Rocky Horror Picture Show
28 Days Later
Dawn of the Dead
Jackass I and II
Butterfly Effect
Donnie Darko (even though it was weird)

Television:

I LOVE ADULT SWIM! I like to watch VH1 as well and MTV late at night so I can actually see a damn video on there! lol. I love that show Intervention cuz all the fucked up people are fun to watch. I love the simpsons too! And I have to say that I am addicted to the L Word.
Intervention
Inked
Cops
Squid Billies
Married with Children
Rosanne

Books:

The Stinky Cheese Man (lol)
Female Shouvanist Pigs
Dream explination Books
Some Mythology
Alice In Wonderland

Heroes:

This is so corney and I know that you all will probably roll your eyes but my mother is my hero. I have more then that, but her and my great grandmother are the ones... Music is my hero as well cuz without it, I would be locked up somewhere! ;)

My Blog

Trevor and I have a love child...., your mother goes to college, and..did I just get a job?

Ok, so Trevor and I have a love child together. Yep... love child. It's name is... well.... I don't know yet.  It's a duck. And he's ignorant. Fucking thing peeps and peeps non  stop. Plus, ...
Posted by *Mayhem & Liquor* on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:07:00 PST

Gary, Gretchen, Me, and Christmas

So, you love her huh? That's really fucking cute.  I really do.... fuck you and all your lies. I hate you. I hate everything you attempt to stand for. I wish you nothing but pain. Marry fucking C...
Posted by *Mayhem & Liquor* on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

I HATE BUSH!!!!

Dear Mr. President, come take a walk with me.   Lets pretend, we're just two people and you're not better then me. I'd like to ask you some questions and we can speak honestly. What do yo...
Posted by *Mayhem & Liquor* on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:49:00 PST

I'VE HAD THIS SHIT FOR A MINUTE BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO POST IT! LOL...

***BEFORE READING...***  THIS IS ABOUT men.... well, women.... but nah. MEN!....  wait! (and just because I say something about wearing a dress doesn't mean it's strickly about wom...
Posted by *Mayhem & Liquor* on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:14:00 PST

People are assholes! (Oh, and I prolly should be sleepin but... eh..=-P )

Bitches run their mouth too much.Bitches lie all the time.Bitches play with your emotions.Bitches love drama.Bitches only want ONE thing.Bitches say they want one thing, then turn around and do someth...
Posted by *Mayhem & Liquor* on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:12:00 PST