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About Me

The words I wish I had the courage to speak:
Girl, why do your eyes cry
Even when the sun does shine
I guess its rainin in your heart
And I don't know what to do
No one should be so sad
When they're as wonderful as you
Our heart crossed for a minute
I pray that it'll last
Let me help you soothe
All the wounds from your past.
I want to kiss away your tears
And banish your fears.
Wrap my arms around you
And tell you this feelin won't last.
In so much little time
You've inspired my fruitless mind
I want to do the same for you
Help you realize your perfection
Before we run out of time
Cuz it's rainin in your heart
And I don't know what to do
No one should be so blue
When they have a smile like you do.
I find myself smiling, musing, contemplating
I know I should be working
But my desire to make you smile
Overrides all of my priorities
I daydream all day
Of the things that I shouldn't
I try to concentrate, get my work done on the dime.
But your eyes in the moonlight
Gets me everytime
-Kristin Johnson 2007
"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... from Jack Black
Your results:
You are Poison Ivy
Poison Ivy 82%
Mystique 81%
Catwoman 74%
Apocalypse 73%
Dark Phoenix 67%
Magneto 66%
Green Goblin 65%
Lex Luthor 61%
Dr. Doom 59%
Juggernaut 57%
The Joker 53%
Riddler 51%
Venom 49%
Kingpin 49%
Two-Face 41%
Mr. Freeze 37% You would go to almost any length for the protection of the environment including manipulation and elimination.
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Yourself: Free!
Your Lover: imaginary
Your Hair: red
Your Mother: great
Your Father: helpful
Your Favorite Item: Binky
Your Dream Last Night: HER!
Your Favorite Drink: CaptNCoke
Your Dream Home: happy
The Room You Are In: work
Your Pets: dead
What You Are Now: excited
Who You Want to be in Ten Years: successful
What You Want to be in Ten Years: loved
What You're Not: weak
Your Best Friend: rocks
One of Your Wishlist Items: brakes
Your Gender: female
The Last Thing You Did: typed
What You Are Wearing: skulls
Your Favorite Weather: warm
Your Favorite Book: vampires
The Last Thing You Ate: potatoes
Your Life: stressful
Your Mood: hopeful
Favorite article of clothing: hoodie
Favorite color: green
School: done
Song: Closer
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"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way."
You Are A Lily
You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist.
People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you.
You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words.
Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?
About me huh? Well, let's see. I'm a 24 year old girl from MD. I love music, it's my life. I'm a poet/vocalist. I love kids, my best friend has 4 and I personally have 12 neices and nephews, so children are a big part of my life. Plus, I have a beautiful baby girl of my own, Jocelyn Rose. I'm the easy going philosophical type who likes to crack a joke about anything. I love to laugh and surround myself with people who make me smile. I'm a karaoke freak, I can't resist making a fool out of myself. I also looooove love looooooove to go to Deer Park Drag Shows! I'm an appreciator of all things simple. It's the small shit, like how the sun reflects off of someone's hair, or how the stupidest pun can make you giggle, that makes life worth living. I'm a living oxymoron, and very sporadic when it comes to my thoughts. Its hard for me to stay on a topic for too long unless I truly believe in what I'm talking about. I'm very crass sometimes and don't mean to say what comes out of my mouth. Well, I mean what I say, but I don't mean for it to hurt people (if indeed it does, I happen to offend very sensitive people without knowing it). I like to dream about how great my life is going to be oneday, but sometimes I forget to succeed, but I've been working on that. I care too much about people, and am saddened that I can't help them all. I work at an answering service and I'm here all the fucking time. I'm trying to break into a music career, but sadly have been very sheltered musically until very recently. I'm just now discovering the power and beauty of my voice. Let's try an analogy:: my voice is like a wild stallion, powerful and beautiful, but it needs harnessed and trained in order to be recognized. I have no idea how to write music, and I'm too dyslexic to play an instrument. I write songs, but they end up as poetry. I really don't know what else to say, I'll think of it later when I'm offline and forget to put it on here haha (Funny but true) {}

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



When it comes to meeting other people, I'm always up for people who love to karaoke. How can you not want to get drunk and scream in a microphone? I also would like to meet people who will give me pointers when it comes to showbiz. I want to be a vocalist, I have the talent and drive to be a vocalist, but I have this nasty little thing called stage fright. Any suggestions on how to get over this shit? Letta sista know! As for dating, I am NOT looking to jump into a relationship anytime soon. But if the right person comes along, you never know. I'm always down for a drag show, so if you're going to one and want some company, let me know!!! lol I guess that's it for now, don't be afraid to ever ask me anything! :)
Getting to Know Me...
Name Kristin
Nickname Lyrik or TigerLily
Birthdate 9/17/84
Birthplace Hagerstown
Hometown Hagerstown
Eye Color & Hair Color Green eyes, multi-colored hair
Height & Weight
Occupation / School Account Executive
Righty or Lefty Righty, bitches!
Heritage A lil of everything
Favorite Color Green
Favorite Animal Pussy....cats
Favorite TV Show / Movie Rocky Horror Picture Show
Favorite Cartoon Family Guy
Favorite Song Closer by Neyo
Favorite Sport Wrestling
Favorite Actor / Actress Tim Curry
Favorite Musician Pink!
Favorite Athlete Undertaker
Favorite Comedian Adam Sandler
Favorite Food Hmmm.....broccoli & cheese
Favorite Drink Cap..'n & Coke
Favorite Number 526 (ask me later)
Favorite School Subject When I was in school, my place was the library
Favorite Clothing Tight fitting tank tops, gotta show off the girls
Favorite Book Harry Potter Novels!
Favorite Snack Food I really don..'t snack much
Favorite Season Spring
Hobby Reading/Video Games
Talent Singing
Age of first kiss 12
Age you lost your virginity 17 (ewwww hetero!)
Age you got married Um....no
Age you had your first kid 23
Have you ever been drunk Ohhh never!!! C..'mon the fuck on now!
Have you ever gotten high *cough cough* Ummm yeah
Have you ever been arrested *knocking on wood* no
Have you ever been in a fight Yes ma..'am.
Have you ever been in an accident Yep
Fears stage fright
Most important possession(s) My daughter, my heart
Pet Peeve Bitches interrupting me when I speak
Number of Tattoos 1 (I can..'t afford more at the moment)
Number of Piercings I had 2, but took them out for a more professional look
Best quality Putting my friends before myself
Best physical trait Hmmm, YOU know! lol My smile or eyes, if you ask me though.
In the opposite sex...
Cute or Sexy Um, it would be the SAME sex thank you! And that would be SEXY!
Taller or Shorter Taller
Lips or Eyes Eyes
Petite or Big Athletic
Sweet or Caring Caring & Sweet, why I gotta choose?
Easygoing or Serious Easygoing
Sensitive or Loud Sensitive
Thoughts on...
Abortion A woman..'s body is her own
Gay Marriage Loooooove it!
Gun Control Give ..'em all to me and I..'ll show you how I control it
God n/a
Aliens They..'re out there! Ask Mulder!
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My Blog

Thank you to all!

Just in case I haven't gotten to thank everyone personally, I just want to say that I appreciate all the thoughts and prayers that everyone gave during the time that Jocelyn was in the hospital.  She'...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:12:00 GMT

It has been a while, huh?

So, I guess it's time to do an update on everything....... I'm going to apologize to my bitches that have been leaving me comments and emails that I haven't gotten back to.  Yes, I'm a douche.&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:26:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:23:00 GMT

Hey Jess, tell me why they picked mostly asians!

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Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:48:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes


Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:25:00 GMT

Where will I find you?

I'll never be as good as themI'll never know what you want from meI'll always be waiting For your arms around meTell me everything will be okayI'll be waiting For the tears to endFor the insecurities ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:04:00 GMT

Blogthings is pissing me off!

Your Values Profile Loyalty: You value loyalty highly. You're completely devoted to your friends and family. Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them. Just make sure they're e...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 18:34:00 GMT

Damn vindictive feelings of mine

You thought that he would love you?Girl, you've never been more wrong.You'd just be a cheap replacement, Because his love for me is too strong. He'd be looking in your eyesBut all he'd see was mine.He...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:55:00 GMT

I'm a Ramblin' Girl

If you know me, you know how random I am.  I've been having some issues this last week and once in a while, I'll write a couple of lines and then forget about it until I find countless pieces of ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 14:28:00 GMT

Everybody's Different

So I was reading this book one day and Dean Koontz has put into words what I have been trying to put into words for a long time.  Criticize if you must, but remember, it's wisdom. "She...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 14:12:00 GMT