music, music, music, music, TEH INTERWEBZ, mythology, astrology, art, film, movies, photography, jim gaffigan, eddie izzard, friends, being the passenger, nick swardson, anything that has to do with harry potter, david cross, eclectic entities, kate winslet, candy cigarettes, piercings, tattoos, body mods, joaquin phoenix, beautiful voices, making out, late nights, mon petit vulcan, electric shocks, meeting new people, doggie paddles & zelda pizza, smiles, icanhascheezburger.com, cuteoverload.com, spicy food, science, girls covered in earth, playgrounds, national bohemian in bottles, bulldogs, doing kids stuff, food, fashion photography, chaos, being totally ridiculous, etymology, bass players whose names begin with g and end in y :), fine fetish photography, the smell of nag champa, autumn sunshine, paradox, that bonfire smell, women, men, jokers, smokers, midnite tokers...
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10 Reasons why gay marriage is wrong
...( SARCASM , its amazing)...
1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Support love.
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adopt your own virtual pet!
I'd like to meet:
three mexican jumping beans who will serenade me by singing old songs from the 40's.
also, a great white shark.
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Music:
ween, bjork, portishead, tori amos, depeche mode, yeah yeah yeahs, siouxsie & the banshees, voodoo rhythm records, hipbone slim &the knee tremblers, against me!, reverend beat-man, b-52s, HORSE the band, david bowie, tiger army, hank iii, mazzy star, from the grave, dr. john, the band, horrorpops, motorcycle, smiths, his name is alive, t. rex, the beatles, muse, afi, the clash, cure, placebo's first two albums, the white stripes, lunachicks, misfits, the creatures, xtc, nun-chuck bastards, jimi hendrix, gnarls barkley, fiona apple, nirvana, nine inch nails, rufus wainwright, van morrison, deftones, blaqk audio, kmfdm, busdriver, velvet underground, radiohead, the killers, vnv nation, tv on the radio, miranda sex garden, autechre, tears for fears, ratm, soad so many fucking more but i'm too tired and lazy for this right now.
music, even in its most electronic form is primal and is deeply rooted in my soul. it gives me the most indescribable feelings and my most indescribable feelings are described through it. if i feel it... i like it.
Movies:
secretary, natural born killers, garden state, anniversary party, juno, grandma's boy, to wong foo : thanks for everything : julie newmar, little miss sunshine, 50 first dates, hedwig and the angry inch, pi, sin city, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, clerks, clerks II, high fidelity, a scanner darkly, borat, party monster, finding nemo, the family stone, lilies, moulin rouge, meet the robinsons, romeo and juliet, the holiday, what's eating gilbert grape?, gross pointe blank, harry potter movies, breakfast at tiffany's, heavenly creatures, sweeney todd, but i'm a cheerleader, hideous kinky, son-in-law, velvet goldmine, better off dead, the shining, the women, 40 year old virgin, aladdin, the lion king, lord of the rings trilogy, tenacious d in the pick of destiny, mallrats, the sword in the stone, the life aquatic, disney's alice in wonderland, the adventures of priscilla queen of the desert, my own private idaho, quills, clay pigeons.. blablabla
Television:
!!house!!, ugly betty, foster's home for imaginary friends, athf, tim and eric awesome show, great job!, ER family guy, sealab 2021, home movies, mst3k, tom goes to the mayor, space ghost
Books:
the kind with lots of pictures.
& harry potter, and chuck palahniuk.
Heroes:
&women made of tv's.
