Playing 'Jeff Stellings Super Special Saturday Soccer Drinking Game'Current Rules:- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty. - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager. - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager. - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer. - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
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Chuck Norris, Sean Goater, Travis Parker, Jeff Stelling