Things I shouldn't be exposed to in public

Okay, I went out for some bbq yesterday and I intended to enjoy myself.  So I sit down to a plate of ribs and before I could take a bite, this redneck in the booth behind me started singing lines...
Posted by Doodoo on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:29:00 PST

Blog me baby!

Blog Blog Blog...Blog all day long until your blog feels like a log in a bog and the home to a frog who eats chili dogs all day long and somehow that just sounds wrong so I'm not gonna blog.
Posted by Doodoo on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 10:59:00 PST

I burn you with this memory to always remind you of how you burned me.

I never want to hear from you again or see your face.  I don't need you in my life.  I don't hate you.  I could never hate you.  I just want you gone.  I only have myself to b...
Posted by Doodoo on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:00:00 PST

That's a big maybe....

I was drinking coffee tonight and I met a girl I might be interested in.  It was everything I could do not to dominate the conversation with talk of my hunting dogs, but I restrained.  We ta...
Posted by Doodoo on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 11:46:00 PST

Aren't you glad you only met for coffee?

Okay, so I was drinking coffee at my normal coffee drinking place (I'm not telling you where...you know...stalkers).  I was going about my coffee drinking business when I overheard a conversation...
Posted by Doodoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

peeing on nature peeing on me

Nothing can compare to taking a nice leisurely hike through the forests of north Georgia except maybe taking a nice leisurely hike through the forests of north Georgia while lathering your noggin with...
Posted by Doodoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Question

What makes a person wake up in the morning and say, "Hey, I think I'll become a rodeo clown!"
Posted by Doodoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

memories of childhood

I think my brother ate a roach when he was 3, but I'm not sure.
Posted by Doodoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Camping

I went camping in the rain this week...it wasn't fun...don't do it.
Posted by Doodoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hidden Self

I know you will read this.  You always do.  Sometimes you read me the way I want to.  Is it me or is it only a need.  Are you afraid of the other side of this great divide?  I...
Posted by Doodoo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST