The Laws of Physics as Applied to Cats |
1 - Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. 2 - Law of Cat Motion A cat wi...
Posted by Karma the Gypsy-Cat on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:50:00 PST |
Answer to: Has there ever been a time since you joined with the Gypsys that you were afraid of |
Answer to: Has there ever been a time since you joined with the Gypsys that you were afraid of being alone?There was one time - I had stealthily tracked a grasshopper into one of those tiny, ta...
Posted by Karma the Gypsy-Cat on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST |
Answer to: A three part question |
Names are an odd thing for cats. We do not think in words like the two-legged furless. If I must have one, I rather like Karma... for that is what I am. If you are a worthy person, I bestow good karma...
Posted by Karma the Gypsy-Cat on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:58:00 PST |
answer to message: How do cats manage to find so many sunbeams? --Dave |
Sometimes I do think that the sunbeams come looking for us... as is only proper. *licks tail*When they are less obliging, there is a small *ping!* at the back of a cat's head that lets us know a warm ...
Posted by Karma the Gypsy-Cat on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:24:00 PST |
Answer to: What lead you to choose the Gypsys to travel with rather than a home that didn't mov |
Where my person goes, I go. Someone must keep an eye on her, you see. Her family is terribly inept at catching mice, although the elder of them often makes nice food smells. A pity he doesn't understa...
Posted by Karma the Gypsy-Cat on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST |
Response to: How does one become a chronicler of adventures? |
Why, one lives them, of course! And then one finds someone to listen to their telling.The audience part is more difficult than one might imagine. No one thinks to ask a cat about the TRUE story.Silly,...
Posted by Karma the Gypsy-Cat on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:11:00 PST |
Response to: i enjoy reading about your adventures, i can't wait to hear more |
I share stories willingly with those who wish to hear them.... you have but to ask a question and I will answer.
Posted by Karma the Gypsy-Cat on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:49:00 PST |
Answer to: Just what is it about your tail that makes it so very attractive? |
*grooms tail appreciatively* If you saw my tail, you would understand immediately. It is long, with the proper amount of fluff... unlike some scrawny-tailed cats you might see. It arcs in a graceful l...
Posted by Karma the Gypsy-Cat on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST |
Care and Feeding of the Two-Legged Furless |
With a little love and caring, humans can be kept alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years. If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human housetrained in no time. ...
Posted by Karma the Gypsy-Cat on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:47:00 PST |
Answer to - Where did you first meet your Gypsy friends? |
It was night, in the time of crickets-chirping and grass-turning-prickly. Her heart cried out, and I came. I had been watching. Like the mighty hunter I am, watching. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.Of cou...
Posted by Karma the Gypsy-Cat on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:38:00 PST |
