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Uncle Andy

A Beautiful Thang !

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Member Since: 2/11/2007
Band Members: Uncle Andy, Mike Python, Those Pesky Kids & Mac
Influences: I feel more of an influencer than an influencee !"Uncle Andy has been recording & producing Christmas CD's for several years now. The self-professed 'King Of Lounge' has been cheesing his friends and is keeping it surreal in the 21st Century. Winner of the coveted Golden Martini award and current holder of the Velour Jacket Of Lurve, Uncle Andy now spends his time cruising the internet for chicks."After the failure of his international dwarf smuggling ring, exporting high-grade Hungarian dwarves to collectors in Japan and the US, Mike Python became musical director for Big Willy Productions, manufacturers of chav-porn, predominantly involving spotty-assed scutters from Wellingboro. Nominated for the prestigious 'Vinegar strokes anthem award' at the Barcelona Porn award but unable to collect due to his chat with Thames Valley Police and subsequent 21 chapter reprimand, Mike now spends his time potting cats at his luxurious 2-up, 2-down in Little Lichtenstein and chatting with anyone who can stand the smell.""Uncle Andy by day, selling crack to the kids, Mike Python by night, writing music for the crack!"
Sounds Like: The Schmoothest, Silkiest, Sexiest, Angelic Rapture your auditory receptacles have ever had the pleasure of knowing………………. Probably!
Record Label: BSE Music (Mad Cow Music)
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

OUCH !

Uncle Andy - Taking Self Harm To Another Level!...
Posted by Uncle Andy on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:37:00 PST

Too much time (and other things) on my hands !

Got no work on at the moment so have been playing with my erection in the garden.If you would like a picture of my sturdy erection (its a beautiful thang), please send me a message titled "Uncle Andy ...
Posted by Uncle Andy on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:17:00 PST

Hey Kids ! Lotta Love In The Blog !

I feel it would be a bit narcissistic to write about myself, so here are a few comments from those who know and love me best :"Uncle Andy has been recording & producing Christmas CD's for several year...
Posted by Uncle Andy on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST