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meredith

I am here for Friends

About Me

i always smile..... except when i'm not happy.i work for a man that fires me everday...i love animals.... but don't want to be responsible for one.i enjoy the feeling of sand between my toes.

My Interests

i am interested in playing tennis, but i suck, so no one ever wants to play with me. I am interested in becoming anorexic, but i am addicted to butter, white bread, and steak fat. I am interested in learning to exaggerate less, and straight up lie more. I am interested in smoking payote and being known as "beautiful woman who sings like bird and dances like wild fire".

I'd like to meet:

the person who will employ me for $1,000,000 annually and not expect me to show for work.

Music:

i go to gothic clubs because i find it an indulgence to wear corsets and black lipstick, but I mostly listen to simon and garfunkel and hall & oats.

Movies:

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Chorus (french film), Amelie, and others

Television:

reality television illustrates the demise of morality in America, but is incredibly pleasurable and highly addicting.

Heroes:

I used to wear a Wonderwoman Bathing Suit, and underoos of Robin (cuz my brother never let me be batman), but now i only have a Panda Suit.