i am interested in playing tennis, but i suck, so no one ever wants to play with me. I am interested in becoming anorexic, but i am addicted to butter, white bread, and steak fat. I am interested in learning to exaggerate less, and straight up lie more. I am interested in smoking payote and being known as "beautiful woman who sings like bird and dances like wild fire".
the person who will employ me for $1,000,000 annually and not expect me to show for work.
i go to gothic clubs because i find it an indulgence to wear corsets and black lipstick, but I mostly listen to simon and garfunkel and hall & oats.
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Chorus (french film), Amelie, and others
reality television illustrates the demise of morality in America, but is incredibly pleasurable and highly addicting.
I used to wear a Wonderwoman Bathing Suit, and underoos of Robin (cuz my brother never let me be batman), but now i only have a Panda Suit.