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Jo

If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!

About Me

I've lived in Hollywood since Christ died and I tend to frequent the local rock clubs. I represent much better in person than in pictures - trust me, if you meet me in person you will know what I mean! I have a small group of good friends (and a ton of acquaintances!), who I love dearly... since they are my family. I don't have time for backstabbers, name droppers, lame bitchy chicks, or assholes. But if I choose to have you as one of my friends... you will have no greater ally or partner in crime! My friends and I have crazy adventures together... as we are always the life of the party!... oh yeah, I love Jack and I can definitely drink you (yes, you!) under the table!! :P


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My Interests

Drinking, Carousing, Sleeping, Music, Movies, Benihana, Fondue, Tattoos, Blackjack, Vegas, Ghosts, Hauntings, Dreams, Serial Killers, Dali, Reality TV, BBQ's, Cool people that are fun and like to drink as much as me, Adventures in LaLa Land, Johnny Depp, Ville Valo and (of course!) Bam.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Rock n' Roll, Glam, the Cult, Hanoi Rocks, STP, AC/DC, Ramones, Dogs D'Amour, Lords of the New Church, Mother Love Bone, The Cramps, Cheap Trick, Social D, Supersuckers, Reverend Horton Heat, Motley Crue, Stray Cats, the Clash, the Cars, G n' R, Marilyn Manson, NIN, VAIN, Faster Pussycat, HIM, UFO and Barry Manilow


Movies:

Happy Gilmore, Goodfellas, True Romance, Jerry Maguire, Sid & Nancy, Heathers, Chocolat, Freeway, The Grifters, Labyrinth, The Basketball Diaries, Sleepy Hollow, The Ninth Gate, Boogie Nights, Donnie Darko, Trainspotting, Rock Star, Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror, Evil Dead, Queen of the Damned, Deuce Bigalow, The Breakfast Club, Nightmare Before Xmas, A Clockwork Orange, Identity, Boiler Room, Fight Club, The Bourne Identity, Primal Fear, Clueless, Desperado, American History X, Kill Bill, Pirates of the Caribbean, 50 First Dates, The Notebook, and Cold Mountain

Television:

Viva La Bam, CSI, American Idol, Surreal Life, Discovery, and anything about serial killers. And right now, I'm totally addicted to Rockstar and Project Runway!

Books:

Tarot, Astrology, Numerology, Dream Encyclopedias, and True Crime Books

Heroes:

My mom... and Bam

My Blog

***What Your Soul Really Looks Like***

You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, bu...
Posted by Jo on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:43:00 PST

My Rising Sign

Your Rising Sign is Libra A total charmer, it's hard for people to say no to you.Irresistable and attractive, you have no shortage of love interests.Totally competitive, you tend to thrive in str...
Posted by Jo on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:21:00 PST

Yeah, I'm over it too...

these people who say their are your friend, then go behind your back and do underhanded sh*t (like its some big secret) and then lie about it right to your face.  Those people have no i...
Posted by Jo on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:16:00 PST

RIP

I just found out that a friend of mine passed away last weekend. The sad thing is that he called me that night and I didn't pick up the phone. So think about that the next time a friend drunk dials yo...
Posted by Jo on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:19:00 PST

so true...

You Should Be A Scorpio What's good about you: intense and energetic, you can easily transform the vibe of a roomWhat's bad about you: if someone rubs you the wrong way, you'll sting them!In love...
Posted by Jo on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:47:00 PST

The Rules for Drunk Dialing and Texting

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.3. If you are going to dru...
Posted by Jo on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:46:00 PST

Zen Sarcasm

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.    Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.    Do not walk beside me either.    Just pretty much leave me th...
Posted by Jo on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:55:00 PST

Have you ever had someone...

try and pick up on you while you're eating??? It's so rude!! You know that commercial that goes "Don't Bother Me, I'm Eating" ?? Learn it, Know it, Live it... Thank you.
Posted by Jo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spirit Guide

Bear Spirit Calls To You ~ Bear is spirit keeper of the West, the place ofdarkness, maturity and good harvest. Bears areactive during the night and day. Thissymbolizes its connection with solar ener...
Posted by Jo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

20 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT

These are all soooo classic... and true!! 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truel...
Posted by Jo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST