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Ruckus

Listen to your heart... if it tells you to set fires, do it

About Me

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In one thousand years from now, songs about me around the campfire will be sung in harmony by scouts with an elder playing a guitar.

I am a direct decendant from the inventor of soup. Of course you have heard his famous line, the one he said before going into the kitchen to invent. "Well why the hell do we have all these bowls then if we aren't going to use them??"

A short time after, someone else from the village invented the 'spoon', and made an insane amount of money. When we tried to enter the marketplace with the 'soup spoon' they sued.

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My Interests

television, music, reading, chatting, insane people, sleeping, my cats, driving into the desert sunrise to vegas, dares, cheesepuffs, sci-fi, macs, accents, ispq, amish orgies (though I hate that they start at 4 am)..

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet you. Yes you. You know who you are.

Music:

ALL 80s, i monster, Frankie Peay, Calloway, Beethoven, Fatboy Slim, Leon Redbone, Roger Waters, Mano Chau, Mojo Rib, Yonderboi, NIN, The Beastie Boys, Gorillaz, The Beatles, Underworld, Sting, Coldplay, Easy Star All Star Band, Orb, Pink Floyd, U2, Y2Khai

Movies:

American Beauty, The Godfather, American Psycho, Less Then Zero, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Cruel Intentions, Point of No Return, Dream a Little Dream, Shafted!, Porn that parodies real movies, Somewhere in Time, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Donnie Darko, The 40 Year Old Virgin, London, Southland Tales

Television:

HEROES, Rescue me, Deadwood, 30 Rock, Growing Up Gotti, The Larry Sanders Show, The Sopranos, Extras!, Commited, The West Wing, ST:TNG, Fat Actress, World Poker Tour, 321 Contact, The Family Guy, Saturday Night Live, The Office (Both UK & US), Back to the Grind, Porn that parodies real movies, Spying on Myself, Chappelle's Show, [adult swim], ER, Dead Like Me, Romper Room, Emergency!, Knight Rider, CHiPs, Smurfs (1st season, not that grampa smurf crap), Zoom, Entourage, PorchTV

Books:

Michael Palin, Calvin & Hobbes, The Alienist, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Porn, American Psycho, Harry Potter, The Dark Tower series, Paradise Lost, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, A Clockwork Orange, Lunar Park, The Rum Diary, Slapstick, Diary, The Port Huron Statement (not the compromised second draft)

Heroes:

YES!! I watch it every Monday!James Bond, My Cats, J.P.Morgan, Pat Bateman, Nikola Tesla, Blake Edwards.

My Blog

sleeping the light fantastic

Green?No.Brown?No.What then, Hazel?The light coming from them is too bright to tell.Even with no moon tonight.
Posted by Ruckus on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:42:00 PST

More questions then answers then questions

It is 6 something and I am drinking coffee and listening to Habanera from Carmen. Kind of puts me in a mischief mood. If I wanted to go balls out, I would be listening to Rossini's Thieving Magpie, ...
Posted by Ruckus on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:28:00 PST

Aspen was amazing!!!

I just got back from Matt & Kendall's wedding in Aspen. It was 7 official parties -- plus all of the after hours. :)Dave came over Tuesday night, ate dinner, and watched the world series of poker wit...
Posted by Ruckus on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:40:00 PST

Caffinated Thoughts

Sometimes when I drink large amounts of coffee, I get in a kinda smart aleck mood. I have always liked writing 'bits' for friends for their stand-up acts, though I don't perform myself. I do however...
Posted by Ruckus on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:10:00 PST

INXS & Cleaning

My day started at 12:45 am. Thats when I woke up and decided to stay up. I have been sleeping way to much lately. I know that is a sign of depression, but I am not. Maybe a little exasperated. (I...
Posted by Ruckus on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:12:00 PST

stuff stuff stuff to dooo

Well. Sorry that it has been so long since my last post, but I have been a busy bee. I started a new job, stopped a new job, and then got re-assigned in that new job. For my part, all I did was g...
Posted by Ruckus on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:20:00 PST

In the ice tray

I am in Cleveland right now, visiting family. Outside, the tempurature is in the high 20s. Are they fucking kidding?? The high 20s! It is colder here then in my freezer at home. Why people would ...
Posted by Ruckus on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:01:00 PST

sleepy

I woke up at 2:36 this morning. I don't know why, lately I was sleeping just fine. But now I am up and have no clue as to what to do with myself. I didn't make a lot of new years resoltions. I m...
Posted by Ruckus on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 04:13:00 PST

Daydream in Blue by I Monster

I duuno why the mood strikes me every now and then to listen to this song over and over. I think it has something to do with getting to much sleep and not wanting to deal with anyone except the cats....
Posted by Ruckus on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 05:13:00 PST

damn dora dora

i dont think dora is much of an explorer. as a matter of fact, i don't think she really has a fucking clue where she is or what she is looking for.
Posted by Ruckus on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:21:00 PST